Friday, February 10, 2023

TUBI CONTINUED… BIKINI GIRLS VS. DINOSAURS (2014) **

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After dispatching a squadron of enemy spacecraft, the sexy Bikini Girls, Tansy (Toria Pardoe), Cala (Hannah Robson), and Solara (Kul Sarai) ...

KILL OR BE KILLED (1976) *** ½

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You know how it is.  You’re out of work, but then you get a sweet job being part of some bad guy’s Kung Fu army out in the middle of the des...

AQUA TEEN FOREVER: PLANTASM (2022) ** ½

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This long-awaited (at least by me) sequel to Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters is likely to confound (and annoy) anyone u...
Thursday, February 9, 2023

FRANCO FEBRUARY: THE SADIST OF NOTRE DAME (1980) ** ½

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For The Sadist of Notre Dame, Uncle Jess took scenes from his flick Exorcism (and its porno version, Sexorcismes) and added new footage of h...

TUBI CONTINUED… BIKINI HACKERS (2023) NO STARS

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Computer hacking is not the most exciting of cinematic activities.  What’s so interesting about a bunch of people sitting in front of their ...
Wednesday, February 8, 2023

TUBI CONTINUED… GIANTESS ATTACK VS. MECHA-FEMBOT (2022) **

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When I first put this on, I thought it was a sequel to director Jim Wynorski and producer Charles Band’s Giantess Battle Attack (which itsel...

FRANCO FEBRUARY: DEATH WHISTLES THE BLUES (1964) **

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Jess Franco made Death Whistles the Blues the year after Rififi in the City.  Severin recently released them as part of a DVD double feature...