The Video Vacuum

Slayers is a vampire movie.  It wants to be a horror comedy, but it fails miserably on both counts.  I will give it this:  It is (technicall...

It’s been a while since I watched a “Mockbuster” from The Asylum.  Naturally, Planet Dune is The Asylum’s version of Dune, but done on a bud...

For a while there, Neil LaBute was the hottest name in the independent film world.  His first three movies, In the Company of Men, Your Frie...

Gareth Evans hasn’t made a movie in a while.  That’s mostly because this flick has been in limbo more or less since the pandemic.  Now that ...

It’s always odd to me (READ:  It makes me feel old) when people get nostalgic for shit I have absolutely no nostalgia for.  Case in point:  ...

Bikini contests are an American tradition.  They’re as American as baseball or apple pie.  Although The Bikini Open showcases lots of footag...

The grief-stricken heir to the Winchester fortune (Helen Mirren) builds a sprawling mansion that is in a state of perpetual expansion.  It i...