The Video Vacuum

Okay, folks.  Here we are.  The last movie in our Amityville April series.  This is the fifth in the franchise, and the only one of the “off...

Olivia (Junie Liv Thomasson) is a little girl who is still grieving the sudden loss of her mother.  Hoping for a fresh start, her father (Jo...

The Amityville Terror is one of the best Amityville rip-offs of all time.  (I still think Amityville Witches is my favorite fake Amityville ...

Okay, so I know this is supposed to be “Amityville April” and all, so why am I watching a movie called “Mt. Misery Rd.”?  Well, it’s listed ...

Amityville Hex is kind of like the fake Amityville version of We’re All Going to the World’s Fair.  Various YouTubers, podcasters, vloggers,...

A group of friends break into the Amityville Horror house to film a sex tape.  One of the girls asks, “Are there beds in there?”, but her bo...

The Amityville Harvest was the first of three (unrelated) fake Amityville movies written and directed by Thomas J. Churchill in a three-year...

I thought I was in trouble during the chaotic opening scene.  It involved a bunch of people trying to burn a book of spells and a witch that...

Lisa (Sophia Del Pizzo) gets a job as a janitor on the night shift at a creepy mental institution.  Almost immediately, she starts seeing gh...

The clown painting that showed up at the finale of Amityville Toybox finds its way into the home of an unsuspecting family.  During a birthd...

Near the beginning of this movie-watching experiment, I reviewed Amityville in the Hood without realizing it was a sequel to Amityville Toyb...

An explosion at a chemical factory in Amityville causes a cloud of pollution to hang over the town.  A stormfront moves in, and soon Amityvi...

A twelve-year-old boy named Michael sees a monster kill his babysitter.  Naturally, no one believes him.  The kid is blamed for the murder, ...

Unlike some of the Amityville movies I’ve watched this month, this one actually takes place in Amityville and even opens up with a quote fro...

In a perfect world, I would’ve watched Amityville Scarecrow before I saw Amityville Scarecrow 2.  However, the only version of Amityville Sc...

A stoner gets a job housesitting for a family in Amityville.  It doesn’t take long for him to start hearing strange noises in the night, whi...

A guy takes his friends on a road trip to Amityville so he can film his college thesis on fear.  He also watches a videotape made by the for...

A church in Amityville runs a halfway house for wayward girls.  When the various delinquents, runaways, and junkies begin disappearing, a de...

A couple of gang members find a stash of possessed weed in the old Amityville Horror house.  Dollar signs in their eyes, they sell it on the...

A priest performs an exorcism at the Amityville Horror house.  When he realizes he can’t destroy the evil, he banishes it “away from the Ear...