The Video Vacuum

God, remember when Jersey Shore was a thing?  Now you can relive those horrifying days with this tangibly related horror flick.  Oh, and by ...

When he was just a boy, Jonathan (Derrik Wynn) witnessed his mother being raped by her abusive boyfriend on Halloween night (which also happ...

A killer is driving around the desert picking up sexy hitchhikers and selling their organs on the black market.  No one apparently told Sall...

A mad scientist invents a formula to turn Emo band twinks into mindless gay porn stars.  In order to distribute formula, he gets his sister,...

The plot for this shitty, no-budget, Shot on Video slasher is simple:  A man flips his wig and stabs his wife to death in her sleep. He gets...

Warden Robert Englund presides over a secret supermax prison that exclusively houses serial killers. There’s a jailbreak on Halloween night ...

In the opening scene, a killer in a ghillie suit (that I guess is supposed to resemble marijuana?) kills a stoner for messing around his wee...

This movie kinda derailed my streak of watching slashers with the word “Massacre” in the title.  Even though the title for this sequel to Ea...

A group of friends go out into the woods on Easter for a drug-fueled party.  The next morning, they all wake up covered in their dead friend...

Dustin Ferguson’s The Clown Chainsaw Massacre begins with a riff on the opening crawl from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre before moving on to ...

Holding a Christmas craft fair at a high school that was built on top of an ancient Indian burial ground probably wasn’t the best idea in th...

A bunch of morbidly obese chuckleheads congregate in the woods to appear on a weight loss reality show called By the Pound.  Before long the...

Burial Ground Massacre begins with Michael Madsen spouting a lot of Native American mumbo jumbo.  Then, a killer in a Native American mask r...

The Bunnyman Massacre opens with a guy in a dingy bunny suit murdering a school bus full of children.  Isn’t that lovely?  Fortunately, he q...

A group of friends gather at a house in the woods to celebrate their pal’s 25th birthday.  (He looks more like he’s 45.)  During the party, ...

Stacy (Taya Parker) brings her gals pals up to her beach house for a girls’ weekend.  They are surprised to find her sister is already there...

A babysitter is brutally murdered on Halloween night.  Seven years later, the killer returns and begins picking off members of her babysitte...

A girl commits suicide at a slumber party after her boyfriend breaks up with her. Unfazed by the ordeal, the girls plan another sleepover th...

It’s inevitable when I do one of these 31 Days of Horror-Ween deals that I wind up watching something that looks like a horror movie and sou...