TWISTED SEX VOL. 2 (1994) ***

Something Weird’s second installment of nudie trailers and sexploitation previews doesn’t quite have the same kick of the first volume, but it features more than its fair share of smut to go around.  Included here are coming attractions for striptease movies like Paris Topless (starring Tempest Storm), nudist movies (including an awesome looking flick called Eves on Skis about nudists at a ski cabin that features women jumping rope, skiing, and having snowball fights in the nude), and roughies (such as The Sex Killer).  I think my favorite one was the oddball ad for Professor Lust where the title character, a white slaver, professes his innocence in a courtroom and invites you to see the evidence (the movie) for yourself.  A close second was the trailer for Sharon’s Girls, which guarantees you’ll never look at “phone sex” the same way. 

We also get to hear some terrific ballyhoo.  Some of the many memorable taglines belong to Sellers of Girls (“Young girls were there for the taking… and they took them!”), International Smorgasbord (“Dish after dish!”), Naughty Nudes (“Don’t see Naughty Nudes if you don’t like girls!”), Olga’s Girls (“A Freudian Mondo Cane!”), The Pill (“See the actual birth of a baby!”), Run Swinger Run (“She did it for fun till she found out she could do it for money!”), Teach Me How to Do It (“If you already know how to do it, don’t see it!), and Bed of Violence (“The sheets are stained with the sins of the flesh!”). 

If it’s groovy music you’re into, then the trailer for Sex is the Game People Play has a great surf guitar soundtrack pulsating throughout the ad.  The preview for the immortal classic The Touch of Her Flesh is also backed by the awesome theme song “The Right Kind”.  Yes, there’s a little something for everyone here including trailers for gay-themed films (Lusting Hours) and even a nudie ad for an “Adults Only” book called Orgy.  (“The most daring book of all time!”)

Most of the trailers are in black and white, but there are a couple of color ads near the end.  Among them are Queen’s Wild, Dr. Sex, and the incredible looking The Peeping Phantom (which looks like an insane mix of Phantom of the Opera, nudie movie and… courtroom drama?!?).  There’s also a color short about a trio of roommates fighting over the same man that rounds out the collection. 

All in all, Twisted Sex Vol. 2 is bound to please any fan of sixties smut. 

The complete line-up of trailers is as follows:  The Embracers, Paris Topless, Sellers of Girls, Five Wild Girls, Gutter Girls, Eves on Skis, International Smorgasbord, Nudes on Tiger Reef, Naughty Nudes, Nude Scrapbook, Spoiled Rotten, The Sex Killer, Some Like It Violent, Olga’s Girls, The Sex Cycle, It’s a Sick… Sick… Sick… World, The Pill, Sex is the Game People Play, Girl Smugglers, Professor Lust, Sharon’s Girls, The Twisted Sex, Freudus Sexualis, The Love Cult, Run Swinger Run, Lusting Hours, Playpen Girls, Lust and the Flesh, The Touch of Her Flesh, Teach Me How to Do It, Love is Where It’s At, The Singles, Bed of Violence, In Hot Blood, All of Me, Queen’s Wild, Smoke of Evil, The Peeping Phantom, Male Service, Orgy (book ad) Dr. Sex, and a short subject.