Eugene
Levy and Andrea Martin come to a small town to hook up in a motel room. There, they learn the local legend about an
old house inhabited by beautiful women who like to eat people. Naturally, they decide to stick around and
check the place out. Predictably, the
couple wind up being their guests and end up on the menu.
Cannibal Girls was originally released with a great gimmick. A “Horror Horn” would sound to alert the audience something gruesome was about to happen. Unfortunately, I didn’t see that version, so I can only imagine how awesomely it played.
Even though I’m sure the Horror Horn would’ve sounded often, Cannibal Girls is ultimately an unsuccessful mix of horror and comedy. Perhaps the heavily improvised script was to blame. (It’s even acknowledged in the credits that the cast developed their own material, which is something I’ve never seen before.) While Levy and Martin are a fine duo, they feel like they’re in a different movie than the rest of the cast. Their film is somewhat amusing, albeit slight. The other flick isn’t great either, but at least it has some gore and T & A. It’s enough to make you wish director Ivan (Ghostbusters) Reitman went all in on the exploitation elements. It probably could’ve worked as the gore scenes are effective, and Reitman does know how to create an appropriately sleazy Grindhouse atmosphere.
The biggest stumbling block is the twist that occurs about 2/3 of the way through. I won’t spoil it for you, but it heavily involves déjà vu, not to mention a fair amount of gaslighting. Had the movie ended at about the seventy-minute mark, it would’ve been just fine. However, the final fifteen minutes or so drags things down considerably.
Levy and Martin later went on to star on SCTV where Dr. Tongue’s 3-D House of Stewardesses spoofed the genre to much better success.