Four
surfer girls make a killing stealing booze and cigarettes from liquor stores
and selling them on the black market for a big mark up. In the process, they wind up accidentally
ripping off the local kingpin. Instead
of being angry, he is impressed by their tenacity and proposes a
partnership. He’ll bankroll their gang and
help train them properly so they can knock off a bunch of drug stores (in
exchange for a percentage of course).
Predictably, it doesn’t take long before the girls get in over their
heads and get the attention of the local law.
The
Champagne Gang is allegedly based on a true story. Even if it was a complete fabrication, the
idea of scantily clad girls becoming hardened criminals is certainly
appealing. The ladies in the cast look
great and all, but unfortunately, there isn’t a real actress among them. They recite their dialogue rather saying it
with emotion, which prevents their characters from really clicking with the
audience.
Look,
I’m a sucker for a heist flick, especially one that feature hot girls in the
cast. Too bad this always feels like bare
bones treatment in search of a movie. It’s
one thing to have a low budget with inexperienced actresses, but even master
thespians would have trouble overcoming the threadbare script and the thin
characters.
Plus,
the heists themselves aren’t expertly executed either. I mean, if it’s one activity that cinema can
make into a thrilling experience, it’s a well-executed heist. In this flick, there’s a robbery that merely
involves one of the girls endlessly banging on a safe with a pickaxe.
Since
we never care about the characters and there’s no fun or suspense during the
heists, what are we left with? Sure, the
girls are easy on the eyes, but that can only carry the movie so far. We do get an inexplicable cameo by 3000 Miles
to Graceland’s Bokeem Woodbine as a rock star though.
Director
Daniel Zirilli went on to direct movies starring Steven Seagal and Dolph
Lundgren.