Sunday, December 22, 2019

TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA-VOLTA: TRADING PAINT (2019) * ½


John Travolta stars as an ex-race car driver who now owns a failing racing team.  When his son (Toby Sebastian) leaves the team to join his rival (Michael Madsen), it causes an irreparable rift between them.  With his son gone, Travolta comes out of retirement and even manages to beat his kid in a few races.  During a heated race, Sebastian gets into a big wreck, barely making it out of the car alive.  After the accident, father and son are drawn closer together and they team up to take Madsen down on the track.

Trading Paint seems readymade to play on CMT as it’s a southern-fried racing drama with a country singer as a co-star.  (In this case, Shania Twain as Travolta’s girlfriend.)  It’s a low stakes movie (with a low budget to match) that would work best as background noise while clipping coupons or something.  The big problem is there isn’t any fire in the racing scenes as it seems like they’re all driving pretty slowly.  Without the risk of danger, the racing sequences lack sizzle. 

The fun of seeing both Vega Brothers, John Travolta and Michael Madsen finally sharing the screen together quickly wears off.  Madsen is ideally cast as the oily bad guy, but there just aren’t any sparks between he and Travolta.  Although Travolta doesn’t phone it in or anything, this is definitely one of his weakest performances in some time.  

While Trading Paint is slightly more competent than late-era Travolta films like Gotti and Speed Kills, it’s missing the X-factor Z-grade anti-craftsmanship that might give them a shelf life as bad movie cult classics in the years to come.  This one is just dramatically inert, forgettable, and frankly, boring.  Watching Trading Paint is more like watching paint dry.  There’s no excitement during the racing scenes, and no fireworks during the dramatic sequences.  As far as racing movies go, Days of Thunder is still number one.  This is more like an Afternoon of Light Drizzle.

AKA:  Burning Rubber.

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