Monday, June 29, 2020

KILLER CROCODILE (1989) **


A bunch of ecologists head into a swamp to investigate reports of toxic waste dumping.  They soon discover the toxic waste has caused a crocodile to grow to ridiculous size, and it wastes little time turning the eco-friendly eggheads into a hot lunch.  They turn to the local bigwigs for help, but since they’re all corrupt, they only want to keep a lid on things.  Eventually, the environmentalists turn to a crusty big game hunter to help take out the killer croc. 

Killer Crocodile is a gloriously dumb Jaws clone that unfortunately is only intermittently amusing.  Although there are some obvious thematic similarities between the two pictures, the place the film really rips off Jaws in is the music department.  Composer Riz Ortolani is known for his often-beautiful scores, but here, he just blatantly steals most of John Williams’ theme to Jaws with only minor variations. 

There are some fun bits to be sure.  Director Fabrizio (the Thunder Warrior trilogy) De Angelis isn’t above showing the croc in all his rubbery glory, which certainly helps.  The opening unrelated croc attacks are cheesy, and the ending is flat out stupid, and I mean that in the best way possible.  Too bad much of the movie is so sluggishly paced.  

The scenes of the ecologists trying to convince the local honchos the creature should be protected are a tad surprising though.  This is the only unpredictable stretch of the movie.  It might’ve been memorable if the heroes successfully campaigned to keep the monster alive.  It wouldn’t have been nearly as much fun, but it would’ve set it apart from the glut of other killer animal flicks.  Luckily for the audience, the characters eventually come to their senses and decide to kill the sucker. 

Despite that novel little twist, there’s just too many lulls in the action to make Killer Crocodile recommended.  Fans of Animals Gone Amuck movies and/or Italian horror hounds are sure to find something of value here.  It’s just that the highlights are few and far between.

AKA:  Murder Alligator.

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