Thursday, November 2, 2017

HALLOWEEN HANGOVER: THE DEMONIACS (1974) ***


A band of pirates known as “The Wreckers” place lighthouses close to shore, so they can cause boats to shipwreck; making them easy targets to loot and pillage.  (Kind of like in The Fog.)  When the Wreckers happen upon two beautiful mute shipwreck survivors, they rape them and leave them for dead.  Somehow, the women manage to survive and with the help of a clown find a castle that contains an ancient spirit who dresses like Elvis.  They free him, and he agrees to help them get revenge on the Wreckers (but not before they all have sex together). 

Man, this movie has everything.  Sexy pirate women, clairvoyant hookers, creepy clowns, stud spirits that dress like Elvis… you name it, it’s got it.  Director Jean Rollin doubles down on his trademark surrealism here.  The scenes of the vast ship graveyard are atmospheric and the sequences inside the castle ruins are equally beautiful.  Some scenes feel like they came out of a nightmare.  Take for instance the scene where a pirate menaces the women with a giant brandy snifter and he winds up falling face first on it and slashing his throat.  You don’t see that kind of shit every day, folks.  

The movie really belongs to Joelle Coeur, who plays Tina, the sexy pirate.  This Tina is something else.  Not only does she get off on instigating murder, she always seems to find a reason to rip her shirt off and grope herself a whole bunch and roll around on the ground in ecstasy.  It’s truly a fearless, full-tilt performance. 

Like much of Rollin’s work, The Demoniacs has a tendency to bog down in places.  Honestly, there was no reason for this to be two hours long.  Even with its extended running time, some of the plot detours are entertaining (like the aforementioned clairvoyant hooker).  Because of that, it’s a fun, if drawn-out ride. 

AKA:  Revenge of the Virgins.  AKA:  Curse of the Living Dead.

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