Wednesday, January 10, 2018

THE BEGGAR OF NO EQUAL (1980) **


Confession Time:  It was hard to tell what the hell was going on half the time in The Beggar of No Equal because the subtitles were often completely unreadable.  The horribly cropped transfer cut off about half the words on the screen.  If a line of dialogue was more than five words long, I was shit out of luck.  To make matters worse, the subtitles themselves were often blurry and hard to make out.  At least the litany of misspelled words was sometimes good for a laugh. (“Dame you!")

The plot, as much as I could surmise, focused on a shirtless guy whose job was protecting a sacred book of herbs.  Meanwhile, a badass government official goes around kicking the asses of townsfolk who don't cotton to the king’s rules, which admittedly are pretty bullshit and are mostly made up just so this guy can kick their ass.  Anyway, this cute Kung Fu fighter enters the fray and beats the snot out of a lot of people.

It was here where things started getting a little hazy.  The shitty subtitles were mostly to blame, but I admittedly started zoning out halfway through because I started losing track of the plot.  There is a decent plot twist at the end though.  It might have had some impact if I knew what was going on for the half-hour or so before that.

Because of subtitle snafu, the only way to really grade The Beggar of No Equal is on the Kung Fu action.  Sadly, the fight sequences don’t occur often enough to make up for the unintelligible plot.  In general, the fight scenes were okay.  They’re definitely nothing you haven’t seen before.  Then again, the cropping is so bad that you sometimes can’t even see who the hero is fighting.  

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