As
the parent of an eight-year-old, I'm sort of a connoisseur of bad talking animal
movies. As far as these things go, Show Dogs
isn't quite as bad as the nadir of the genre, Super Buddies, which is a
blessing. It’s not quite as annoying and
unbearable as Nine Lives either. My
daughter ate it up, which is what really mattered.
All I’ll say is, thank God for MoviePass.
Will Arnett stars as an FBI agent who gets teamed up with a dog cop named Max (Chris
“Ludacris” Bridges). Naturally, they’re
a mismatched pair who are forced to work together to complete an
assignment. They go undercover at a Vegas
dog show to take down a ring of animal smugglers. Since Max is gruff and disobedient, it’s up
to a former award winning French papillon (Stanley Tucci) to show him the ropes
of being a show dog.
Show
Dogs is the kind of movie that spoon feeds its jokes to the audience. I’m sure it wouldn’t surprise any adult
viewer that the film makes numerous Turner and Hooch references since they’re
both about a cop and his dog partner. However, it has to gratuitously explain that
Hooch was the dog because the target audience is too young to remember. (It must be noted that there’s not one mention
of K-9.)
Would it surprise you that Show Dogs was directed by Raja Gosnell, who also gave
us Scooby-Doo, Scooby-Doo 2, and Beverly Hills Chihuahua? Probably not.
The man’s made the same movie four times and he still hasn’t gotten it
right.
One
thing that makes Show Dogs almost tolerable is the major plot point that
revolves around Max’s ability to be groped by the judges. This all leads to Arnett and the dog
recreating a scene from Dirty Dancing.
As bad as the movie is, you have to respect a film that makes you
question if you’ve just been dosed with a high-grade hallucinogenic.
The
Hal Needham-esque end credits are the best part, and not just because it means
the movie is almost over. The outtakes
of the dog actors flubbing their lines are good for a laugh or two. All this does is make you wonder if the
documentary about the making of Show Dogs would be better than the film itself.
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