Thursday, July 25, 2019

THE MOVING FINGER (1963) ½ *


A thief is shot and wounded while robbing a bank.  Some no-good beatniks nurse him back to health in an effort to get their grubby hands on the loot.  Lionel Stander (from Hart to Hart) plays a coffeeshop owner who caters to the beatnik crowd who also wants to cash for himself.  Pretty soon, cops and crooks soon start swarming around the place looking for the lost loot, further complicating matters. 

The Moving Finger is a borderline unwatchable pseudo-noir beatniksploitation drama that is completely undone by the thoroughly repellent characters.  After an okay opening, things quickly devolve into one interminably boring scene after the other.  The scenes of the beatniks hanging out, smoking dope, singing godawful songs, and holding cockroach races will make you want to pull you hair out.  Only Stander’s crotchety rambling provides a brief respite from the listing pacing and the boneheaded beatnik shenanigans. 

Another problem is that the filmmakers couldn’t figure out whether they wanted to make a crime thriller or a beatnik flick.  Splitting the difference between the two does no one any favors.   The Moving Finger also briefly flirts with being a full-blown horror movie during the scene where Stander makes out with a sexy woman.  Thankfully, this scene is abruptly cut short before he can get to second base.  In fact, a long section of the film is devoted to unattractive people making out, further adding to the viewer’s displeasure.

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