While David Fincher’s remake of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was a hit, it didn’t exactly live up to its lofty box office expectations. Instead of letting Fincher cook and finish out the Steig Larsson Millennium trilogy, Sony decided to bring in Fede Alvarez and reboot the franchise from scratch. (Fincher retains an Executive Producer credit, although something tells me it might’ve been one of those contractual deals.) That might’ve sounded like a good idea at the time, seeing how Alvarez cannily rebooted The Evil Dead series, but this was a massive flop.
The Crown’s Claire Foy takes over the role of Lisbeth Salander, who is now running around and blackmailing rich assholes who cheat and beat on their wives. She gets paid to steal a computer program that can hack into nations’ defense systems and when some shadowy agents steal it from her, she sets out to steal it back. Turns out the gang (called “The Spiders”) is ran by none other than her estranged sister (Sylvia Hoeks) who has a score to settle with Lisbeth.
Foy is even more waifish than Rooney Mara was when she played Lisbeth and lacks the pizzazz Noomi Rapace brought to the role. I also kind of missed Lisbeth’s typical punk rock look. (Her close-cropped hair and leather outfit makes her look closer to Aeon Flux, which isn’t really a complaint, just an observation.) That said, Foy still equips herself reasonably well, especially while getting into chase scenes on her motorcycle. Likewise, Sverrir Gudnason, who plays the new Mikael Blomkvist, isn’t a patch on Daniel Craig or Michael Nyqvist, but he isn’t too shabby, all things considered.
To his credit, Alvarez gives the film a sense of style that honors Fincher but still manages to have its own voice. It’s more action-oriented than the previous incarnations of the series, which is fine, but it is missing the goth detective vibe that made them so memorable. It’s consistently watchable and moderately entertaining, although it's not exactly involving. While it certainly has its moments (there’s a gnarly scene where a dude removes his prosthetic nose), you do have a sinking suspicion this was all a product of wringing blood from stone.