Peter Longfellow (Ray Hardin) has the curious problem of getting his girlfriends pregnant every time they make love. He then decides to earn a little extra money from his predicament by offering his services to couples and wealthy women who are looking to conceive. A lesbian couple hear about Peter’s exploits on television and decide to enlist in his services.
Directed by Carlos (Marilyn and the Senator) Tobalina, Pulsating Flesh uses a plot device of having Peter appear on a talk show and relating his experiences to the host in the form of “clips” he has prepared. Naturally, the host (Tamara Longley, a blonde who wears a belly chain and has a tattoo on her butt) asks for a demonstration on live TV and he is only happy to give it to her. (If you know what I mean.)
For variety’s sake, we also get to see the lesbian couple watching the action unfold on TV who get so turned on by watching Peter do his thing that they decide to boink each other on a waterbed. Even though these two plot lines eventually intersect in the finale, the lesbian scenes aren’t very hot and feel more like filler than anything else. Also disappointing is the fact that they bring out two strap-ons early on but never seem to figure out how to use them. You’ve heard of Chekhov’s Gun? Well, that applies to strap-on dildos as well.
The camerawork is sloppy and despite a solid enough premise, the sex/impregnation scenes themselves are curiously flat. It’s also kind of hard to believe that Peter is able to get so many women pregnant when he’s always pulling out and cumming on their bellies. Then again, believability isn’t something you have come to expect from a Carlos Tobalina film. The cutting back and forth from the talk show to the lesbians’ bedroom antics is really herky-jerky too and winds up making the movie feel much longer than it really is. The lame comic relief sound effects when the guys ejaculate don’t really do anything to enhance the mood either.
Harry Reems gets top billing but is in only one scene as a horny milkman who spies on our hero banging two “bisexual teenagers” (they look like they’re in their ‘30s) and eventually joins in on the fun.
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