Teenage Bikers begins with a scene of people riding motorcycles set to the tune of “Born to Be Wild”. (Easy Rider eat your heart out!). Then the plot begins. And by “plot”, I mean ‘70s porn stars wearing denim vests fuck while surrounded by biker paraphernalia.
First, we see everyone’s favorite hardcore lunatic Jamie Gillis banging a biker mama in a public restroom. Then, Vanessa del Rio gets so hot and horny that she begs a biker to fuck her in the ass. Meanwhile, Bobby Astyr is getting busy bumping uglies with his old lady.
These scenes might’ve worked better had the filmmakers allowed them to play out from start to finish as three separate sequences. Instead, they cut back and forth between the three couplings, which kind of lessens the impact. Then again, the fact that Gillis’ scene culminates with him receiving a golden shower and del Rio’s begins with her pulling a chain out of her pussy (And I don’t mean like a slim necklace or something. I’m talking about some heavy-duty Jacob Marley-type shit.), they are, at the very least, memorable.
While Aster’s scene is far less noteworthy, the next sequence where he bangs del Rio and his girlfriend on the back of his hog is good for a hearty laugh or two. That’s mostly because it’s set to the tune of the theme from Shaft. At first, you may think it’s weird to steal this particular needle drop as Astyr is not a black private dick (although he is a sex machine to at least a few of the chicks). It’s not until you realize that a majority of the scene focuses on Astyr’s shaft being sucked, that it begins to make some kind of sense.
There’s also a great bit where a biker babe dreams about looking at a poster of Peter Fonda from Easy Rider when Gillis and another guy crash their motorcycle through the wall and proceed to double team her.
One complaint I had is that it ends with the bikers going to an orgy that is never shown. Oh, and no one in the cast looks remotely close to being a teenager. Maybe that’s why the alternate title, Sex Bikers is more prevalent. These problems are minor in the long run though. If sex and motorcycles are your thing, then Teenage Bikers will likely rev your engine.
AKA: Sex Bikers. AKA: Young Bikers.
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