Most
people would be overjoyed to quarantine themselves away for weeks at a time and
do nothing but watch movies 24/7. I mean,
Hell, I pretty much do that anyway. “Social
Distancing”? I’ve been socially distant
long before it became chic.
Well,
it just so happens that the one month the government tells everyone to stay
indoors and don’t do diddly is the month that life decides to kick me in the
nuts. I won’t go into detail or
anything. Just know that my month has
played out like a Lifetime Movie, and not one of the good ones involving
demented oversexed au pairs. No, this
one involves the threat of perpetual unemployment, the death of a family member,
a loved one having a cancer scare, and getting rear-ended in traffic on the way
to the hospital. It’s been one of those
months. That’s not to mention all the
COVID-19 shit going on in the world. Because
of that, these already stressful events are magnified, making going out to
accomplish the simplest of tasks even more difficult. Thankfully, my family’s been spared from the
Coronavirus (so far), but I have to tell you dear readers, I don’t know how much
more I can take.
What
I’m saying is that after a month like that, I needed a pick-me-up. I needed to give myself over to the healing
power of cinema and watch a movie that would brighten my mood. That would uplift my spirits. That would reaffirm my place with the human
race.
Unfortunately,
I watched The Nightingale.
I’m
not saying this is a bad film. Far from
it. It’s just I didn’t realize I was
getting myself into. You know the term
“Feel Good Movies”? This is probably the
best “Feel Bad Movie” of the decade.
It’s
all about Clare (Aisling Franciosi), an Irish woman, who along with her husband
(Michael Sheasby) work as slaves to an arrogant British officer named Hawkins (Sam
Claflin). When he’s denied a promotion,
he takes out his frustrations by killing Clare’s husband and newborn baby, all
the while he and his men take turns raping her.
They then go off to an Army post and she follows in hot pursuit,
accompanied by an Aborigine guide named Billy (Baykali Ganambarr) who’s just as
prejudiced against her as she is of him.
Eventually, a mutual respect grows between them and together, they hunt
down the men who shattered her world.
So,
basically what we got here is I Spit on Your Walkabout.
Like
I said, this was a tough sit. In fact, it
took me a couple days to get all the way through. It’s brutal, uncompromising, and a real punch
to the gut. I give director Jennifer
Kent, already a legend for directing The Babadook, a lot of credit for making
this movie. After that film became a
cult phenomenon, I’m sure she could’ve taken the brass ring and directed a
Marvel flick or some other Hollywood bullshit.
Instead, she made a difficult, unsettling, horror/western hybrid that
features a lot of subtitles, thick accents, period costumes, and an unflinching
eye for gruesome detail.
This
is unquestionably a masterpiece. I just
wish I saw it under better circumstances.
(Rape, racism, and infant murder isn’t the sort of thing to lift one’s
spirits.) No matter how repulsive the subject matter got, and no matter how
shitty my week has been, I still stuck with it to the bitter end. (I had to divvy it up over a couple nights
though because it eventually became too much for me.) Kent’s style is masterful and with this film
she proves that she is one of the best directors of the century. Not only that, but she’s the rare filmmaker
that makes nightmare sequences truly nightmarish. Most directors just toss them into the mix to
pad the running time. Kent’s nightmare
scenes help reinforce the main character’s fragile mental state to the
audience. Not only that, but they make
you feel like you’re experiencing a dream in real time. The effect packs a real punch.
I
guess on one hand you could say that my problems were small potatoes compared
to Clare’s. That didn’t cheer me up
though. I did admire her resilience in
the face of adversity. Still, even when
she and Billy give the bad guys their eventual comeuppance, it isn’t pretty,
let alone satisfying. One guy suffers
one of the slowest, most antagonizing deaths I’ve seen in some time. When he finally kicks the bucket, you let
loose a sigh of relief instead of a rousing fist pump. The other deaths are quicker, though just
about as messy.
It
took me a scene or two to recognize Hawkins’ second-in-command as Damon
Herriman. You may remember him as Dewey
on Justified or as Charles Manson in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. He takes playing a creep to all new levels in
this one.
I’m
sorry it took me so long to see The Nightingale.
If I saw it earlier, it definitely would’ve made the Top Five of the
Year list. I’m also sorry about dragging
my personal life into the review, but I had to vent. Hopefully, April is a tad kinder to me than
March.
Stay
safe. Stay indoors. Stay healthy, people.