Black Magic and the Pussycats are an all-girl, all-nude band that performs while a sexy brunette (presumably named “Black Magic”, but there’s no credits or hardly any information available about this fascinating relic anywhere online) performs stripteases. (Actually, the band are mostly for show as they are clearly miming the different songs that are heard on the soundtrack.) Then, they back a nude ballet number with a guy prancing around naked and women running around and wrapping him up with ribbon. Next, they play “O Pretty Woman” (well, Roy Orbison does) while Black Magic (I’ll just call her that for the sake of argument) lip synchs and takes her clothes off (she also lip synchs to Donna Summer’s “Bad Girls”).
Next up is a film segment about a motorcycle rider who spies on a scantily clad girl playing a flute in the woods. Then, it’s back to Black Magic lip synching to Nick Gilder’s “Hot Child in the City”. Afterwards, she performs more numbers including a cover of “Black Magic”, “Hot Stuff”, and a reprise of “Bad Girls” (on top of a scaffolding with back-up dancers).
Then, it’s back to the lovers in the forest who get it in while smooth jazz plays in the background (but not before he performs some nude gymnastics). Black Magic soon returns to perform the dirty novelty country songs “Dolly Parton’s Tits” and “I’ve Seen Public Hair (a parody of “I’ve Been Everywhere”). Next is a Bobby and Cissy type of number, if Cissy was Asian and wore a see-thru nightie, that is.
Finally, we get to our leather portion of the show and was it ever worth the wait! Our leading lady comes out dressed like a dominatrix in leather crotchless chaps wielding a whip and dancing proactively to a few instrumental numbers. Meanwhile, we cut back to our lovebirds in the forest where the gal watches her man perform more gymnastic feats before making love by the fire. Then, three gals perform a nude tap dance routine… and… well… that’s it!
Leather and Lace is a jaw dropping time capsule. I love this kind of dated fusion of rock n’ roll and T & A. I admire the purity of the concept as it’s nothing but music and nudity. There’s no attempt to make sense out of any of it. It just happens. We probably didn’t need the scenes with all the swinging dicks (sometimes quite literally), but I guess you’ve got to have something in there for the ladies too.
I don’t know much about Black Magic and the Pussycats, but they have one-upped the band The Ladybirds from The Wild Wild World of Jayne Mansfield. Whereas The Ladybirds played topless, these girls rock out totally in the buff. Now, it’s debatable if the Pussycats actually play their instruments, but when they look this hot, who cares?
I caught this oddity on The Roku Channel, The B-Zone. The movie (if you want to call it that) doesn’t have an IMDb page. There’s very little information about it on the internet (aside from a few short clips that are on a porn site that will probably give me a hundred viruses if I click on it). In fact, The B-Zone may be the only place you can see it in its entirety. If you aren’t already in the know, The B-Zone is the greatest streaming channel around. It plays tons of vintage ‘80s erotica like this. From Playboy Channel specials to celebrity workout videos, it’s got a bevy of wonderful oddities. If you like old-timey smut like me, you should add it to your Roku player and see what you’re missing.
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