Jean-Claude
Van Damme wakes up in a submarine being used as an off-shore black site for CIA
detainees. He has no memory how he got
there, but luckily Dolph Lundgren is in the cell next to him to jog his
memory. Turns out he’s a former agent
who lost a valuable thumb drive. Crooked
agents board the sub looking to silence Van Damme permanently. JCVD naturally gets the upper hand and sets
out to escape.
Those
hoping for a legitimate Van Damme-Lundgren team-up will be sorely
disappointed. Even though their faces
are side by side on the DVD, Dolph’s interactions with Van Damme are precious
and few. Dolph’s appearances are
frustratingly fleeting, and his bemused, aloof, and entertaining performance gives
us glimpses of what could’ve been. Van
Damme gives a solid performance all things considered; it’s just that it pales
in comparison next to his recent work in the Kickboxer remake (and its sequel). Video Vacuum favorite Patrick Kilpatrick (who
was also in Van Damme’s Death Warrant) also turns up as the CIA agent, but like
Lundgren, he’s sorely underutilized.
Black
Water gets off to a promising start. The
idea of a sub being used as a government black site is certainly intriguing
enough. Too bad the plot is belabored,
the pacing is sluggish, and the running time is needlessly inflated.
The
claustrophobic sub setting doesn’t help matters either. Much of the suspense relies on having the
machine gun-toting villains miss Van Damme from nearly point-blank range, which
takes some of the fun out of it. The
scenes that take place outside of the sub work much better. (I liked it when Van Damme lands on a car and
shoots a guy in the head.) I just wish
Van Damme had been given more of an opportunity to use some of his Kung Fu
skills rather than leaning so heavily on the close-quarters shootouts. Whenever Van Damme is stuck aboard the sub,
Black Water sinks.
AKA: Steel Thunder.
I thought this one was pretty decent.
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