Wednesday, September 19, 2018

JAILBAIT BABYSITTER (1977) **


Therese Pare stars as a teenager who likes to do a lot of heavy petting with her boyfriend while babysitting.  Naturally, he gets steamed when she doesn’t go all the way.  One night while babysitting, her friends crash the place and throw an impromptu toga party.  When her employers find out, she runs off into the night and stumbles upon a high-priced hooker (Lydia Wagner) who lets her stay with her in her luxurious mansion.  She then tries to take Therese under her wing and turn her into a prostitute, much to the chagrin of her boyfriend.

Directed by John (Grave of the Vampire) Hayes, Jailbait Babysitter is one of those ‘70s sexploitation films that offers up more tease than please.  The nude scenes and sensual depictions of the sexual acts are few and far between, and when they do occur, they aren't especially scintillating.  Despite the lurid title, it rarely, if ever delivers on the promise of lowbrow drive-in thrills.  I mean her first john winds up having a heart attack before he can even ball her.  

The pacing is lethargic to say the least.  The stuff in between the bumping and grinding is unevenly acted and mostly boring.  It also doesn’t help that just when you think the film’s wrapping itself up, it continues on for another unnecessary reel with a disco Halloween party sequence and a needless attempted rape.

As a fan of Hayes’ previous work, I was sort of hoping Jailbait Babysitter would be some sort of minor classic.  Maybe that’s what I get for raising my expectations hopelessly too high.  At least you can enjoy it for its time capsule qualities.  I mean, it’s hard to completely hate any movie with this many detailed vans.

Frequent Hayes leading man Michael Pataki appears briefly in the uncredited role of Pare’s employer.

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