This
sequel to X-Rated: The Greatest Adult
Movies of All Time shifts its focus from classic XXX movies to some of the most
famous porn stars to ever grace the silver screen. Hosted by Mr. Skin, it is slavish to formula,
breaking down the retrospectives on its subjects into several sections. There are segments on superstars, legends,
trailblazers, and alternative icons, among others.
Many
of your favorite starlets are interviewed, including Christy Canyon (who still
looks great), Tera
Patrick (who sadly remains firmly retired), Seka (seen in clips from her best
movies like Prisoner of Paradise and Inside Seka), Jesse Jane (someone calls
her “porn Barbie”), and Nina Hartley (who is lauded for not only her longevity
and timeless sexiness, but for her tireless role in sex education). There’s even a segment focused on the male
actors such as Lexington Steele (who seems down to earth and grateful) and
Rocco Siffredi (who says, “Woman. You
just don’t fuck them with the dick. You
need to fuck them in the brain!”) Probably
the most interesting segment is the one focused on the stars best known for their
acting, like John Leslie (probably the best male actor in porn), Veronica Hart
(so good that her XXX films could be re-edited into “real” movies), Jamie
Gillis (whose amazing screen presence and ability to embrace his perverted side
made him a favorite), Annette Haven (who fought for women to portray their
sexuality without being degraded), and Richard Pacheco (famous for winning Best
Actor and Best Supporting Actor in the same year at the AVN Awards).
For
someone who prides himself as a porn historian, I was shocked that there were a
few people featured I’ve never heard of, like Tori Black (who nevertheless
looks great in a Catwoman suit), Misty Stone, and Asia Akira. I can think of plenty of other stars who
should’ve been covered besides them, including Amber Lynn, Janine, Chasey Lain,
Traci Lords, Georgina Spelvin, and Linda Lovelace. The filmmakers acknowledge that they’ve left
far too many people out during the wrap-up segment, so maybe they’ll be
featured in another sequel.
It
was also fun seeing Kylie Ireland appearing in clips from Judge Judy. I also appreciated the fact that lots of
screen time was devoted to Marilyn Chambers’ Insatiable (which I prefer to Behind
the Green Door). The best segment though
belongs to Vanessa Del Rio, the first Latina superstar of porn. It’s a real eye-opener. Not only was she the highest paid actress in
the early days, she also was a pioneer of double-penetration whose enormous
clitoris was a product of excessive steroid use in her bodybuilding days! She could easily have a feature-length
documentary devoted to her.
There’s
even a segment on porn stars crossing over into the mainstream. Not only are there sections devoted to Ginger
Lynn, Sasha Grey, and Ron Jeremy, their mainstream directors Rob Zombie, Steven
Soderbergh, and Adam Rifkin are interviewed as well. I was a little surprised that the part about
John Holmes was so short (given his giant member), but honestly, his story has
been explored in more detail in countless other documentaries.
In
the end, they crown Jenna Jameson as number one star of all time. I guess I can’t argue with that too much,
even though I was always a Ginger Lynn fan myself. (Though in my heart of hearts, the title probably
should’ve went to Marilyn Chambers.)
X-Rated
2 works very well as a fast-paced historical sketch of some of the famous faces
(and bodies) in porn. If it does have a
flaw, it’s that it sometimes it feels rushed, as if it’s merely scratching the
surface on its subjects. (Maybe if they
chose half the number of stars and devoted twice the amount of screen time to
them, it would’ve been a classic.) Still, there are enough interesting stories and revealing interviews to make for an
absorbing and enlightening experience.
Too Jenna went a little bit off the deep in recent years with her being all pro-Trump and anti-gay.
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