Before
he became king of the world with Titanic, James Cameron got his start working
for Roger Corman. One of his first jobs
was on Corman’s Star Wars rip-off, Battle Beyond the Stars. Nearly a decade later, Corman was ripping off
Cameron’s The Abyss with this mind-numbingly shitty flick.
Like
The Abyss, Lords of the Deep is about scientists who come into contact with
a friendly, possibly alien underwater species.
For The Abyss, Cameron used the latest advancements in special effects
technology. For Lords of the Deep, Corman
used what looks to be a boogie board with a wet blanket Duct-taped to it. Other times, it looks like a Styrofoam hand
puppet.
Seriously,
I have seen some bad monsters in my time, but the so-called Lords of the Deep
in this movie are among the worst.
The
human villain is Bradford Dillman, whose big villainous act is to make the crew
sign non-disclosure agreements. Meanwhile,
the lead scientist (Priscilla Barnes) wants to save the species. She also spends a lot of time sticking her hand
into some Nickelodeon slime and having 2001-inspired freak-out scenes.
All
of this is handled clumsily, and the good-natured Spielbergian ending will
cause you to slap your forehead in disbelief. It’s only 79 minutes, but it feels so much
longer. The underwater scenes are a complete
joke too, and the subs all look like bath toys.
Dillman
overacts to embarrassing levels. It’s
almost like he wandered in from a Shakespeare festival. Barnes is equally awful as the hippie-dippy
scientist. The acting is so bad that
when Roger Corman pops up for a small cameo as the head of the underwater operation,
he accidentally manages to give the best performance in the entire movie.
This one was OK, but as far as Abyss rip-offs go, Leviathan and Endless Descent(AKA The Rift) were both better.
ReplyDeletePretty sure Lords of the Deep was released months before The Abyss
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