In the ‘80s, workout tapes were all the rage. As was softcore smut. Writer/director Ed Hansen, the genius he is, hit upon a million-dollar idea: Why not combine the two? Thus, Eroticise was born.
What is Eroticise, you ask? Well, it LOOKS like the average workout tape your great aunt would watch. However, stick with it past the first twenty minutes or so of fully clothed stretching, warm-ups, and exercises and you’ll be treated to long workout routines performed by sexy naked women on someone’s deck (probably Hansen’s). Except for all the thigh-high legwarmers and sweatbands, of course. I mean, this was the ‘80s after all.
What makes Eroticise worth watching, aside from the au natural aerobics? Well, the fact that Kitten Natividad is one of the performers makes this an immediate classic in my book. Just watching the impossibly busty Kitten bounce, gyrate, jiggle, and cavort around totally nude is enough for me to recommend this wholeheartedly. (Natividad and Hansen went on to collaborate on the Takin’ It Off series, which are also well worth watching.) The scenes with the other ladies are pretty good too, and the routines in which they all participate in the exercises together are a lot of fun. (I’m thinking specifically the part where they all lay in a circle and do bicycle kicks.) The final cooldown sequence where the ladies splash around in a hot tub pouring champagne on each other is the perfect capper on an already awesome hour of non-stop fun.
Will anybody ever use Eroticise as an honest to God workout tape? Unless the only muscle they intend on exercising is their forearm, probably not. (For many… okay… me, that’s exercise enough.) There is nothing in the way of actual instruction and/or informative substance here. What there is plenty of is scenes of Kitten Natividad and company naked, and for me, that was enough.
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