Girls at the Gynecologist is a rip-off of the Schoolgirl Report series. This time instead of some reporter investigating the sexual mores of young schoolgirls, we have a gynecologist (we never see his face as all the examination scenes are done in first-person POV) who examines young schoolgirls. Afterwards, they describe for the doctor the circumstances that brought them into his office. The girls range in age from fourteen to twenty.
The first girl loses her virginity on a train to a cocky stranger. When he fails to satisfy her, she turns her attention to a sexy, older lesbian photographer. The next young lady feels a burning sensation down in her nether region and gets checked out, only to learn that the fling she had while on vacation has left her with a case of the clap. Another gal goes to the doctor for birth control against her prudish mother’s wishes. The next patient is a promiscuous teenager with a clueless father who gets an STD from a burly construction worker. Another is gang raped by a pack of bikers. The next segment is the most humorous as a self-conscious girl with a small bustline wants bigger boobs and is reminded of huge breasts wherever she goes. In the final tale, the doctor fights to save a woman’s life after her boyfriend forces her to have a back-alley abortion.
Despite the lurid title (which was just a retitling to lure in more viewers), there’s nothing especially titillating here. There are couple of graphic speculum shots during the exam scenes (which look like they were spliced in from another source to add a little spice to the otherwise bland goings on), but that’s not nearly enough to make it memorable. It’s definitely not as much fun as the Schoolgirl Report series, and the uneven tone from segment to segment doesn’t help matters either.
If you want to see girls at the gynecologist, then Girls at the Gynecologist will be the movie for you. It delivers on exactly what the title promises. Nothing more. Nothing less. Those hoping for something more will be let down.
AKA: Teenage Sex Report. AKA: The Teeny Boppers.
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