Debbie Does Dallas is one of the most iconic porno movies of all time. It was made when everyone was going crazy for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, so spinning the idea of sexy cheerleaders into a sex flick was a no-brainer. Oddly enough, it never quite lives up to its title.
The plot is simple. Bambi Woods stars as Debbie, who along with her high school cheerleading team is trying to raise money for their trip to Texas. It doesn’t take them long to figure out the best way to make money is the old-fashioned way.
Like most classics of the genre, Debbie Does Dallas seems kind of quaint now, especially after so many imitators and sequels. Most of the scenes are tame and the few that manage to be potentially hot are over before they can gather much steam.
Many of the sex scenes involve threesomes, if you’re into that kind of thing. The first scene has some football players banging a pair of cheerleaders in the shower. Next, a girl masturbates with a candlestick before getting it on with an older couple. Then, two girls earn money by washing a guy’s car before learning more can be made by letting him in their backseat. (If you know what I mean.) Another girl gets caught giving head in the library and is spanked by the horny old librarian. That’s followed by a girl taking on two guys in a sauna. Then, two chicks blow a guy in a record store. Finally, Debbie dons her cheerleading outfit and bangs her boss (Robert Kerman from Cannibal Holocaust).
One surprising thing about Debbie Does Dallas is that Debbie isn’t in it a whole lot. Plus, she doesn’t come close to doing enough people to approximate the population of Dallas. There’s also not much cheerleading either, which is disappointing. Woods, who only appeared in a handful of movies (most of which were in the Debbie series), is charming though, which helps.
The best thing I can say about it is that it feels like a real movie. This was made during the second wave of the porno chic era. It was post-Behind the Green Door and Devil in Miss Jones, but still at a point where it looked like porn could go legitimate. It has the feel of a Hollywood production (okay, a drive-in B movie), but with hardcore scenes. While it falls short of its reputation, I still liked it just fine. It certainly works better as a cultural relic than as eroticism though.
AKA: Hi! Hi! Debbie! AKA: Dallas Lolitas.
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