The
Dark Brothers made some of the most outrageous porn movies of the ‘80s, so they
were a perfect fit to pick up the torch of the Devil in Miss Jones series. Lois Ayres takes over the role of Miss Jones
from Georgina Spelvin and instantly makes it her own. Gone is the mousy housewife of the ‘70s. This Miss Jones is a tough-talking, spunky,
and no-nonsense sexpot with a punk rock hairdo and an attitude to match.
Miss
Jones gets picked up by a man (Paul Thomas) at a singles bar one night. He bangs her so hard that when she hits her
head on the headboard of her bed, she dies and goes to Hell. Once there, her jive-talking pimp guide (Jack
Baker) escorts her through the many rooms of hellish sexual delight as she
searches for a way out.
Ayers
is excellent, and she and Baker (who got his start in real movies like The
Kentucky Fried Movie) have a lot of chemistry together. Baker is very funny and practically steals
the film, despite being a non-sex performer. The rest of the cast, including Amber Lynn (who
does “the dance of the double dong”), Tom Byron (as Miss Jones’ cheating
boyfriend), and Vanessa Del Rio (who gets gangbanged) are also enjoyable and make
the most of their brief screen time.
Director
Gregory Dark delivers on the bizarre, outrageous sex scenes. The weirdest scene features two people fucking while dressed like horses as sounds of hooves pounding play in the background. The “plot” stuff is really thin (the on-camera
interviews with people talking about Miss Jones feel more like filler than
anything else), and the non-ending (“cliffhanger” is the wrong word) is frustrating
as it merely sets up Part 4. (Scenes of
the next installment help to further pad out the running time). Despite these debits, as a madcap slice of ‘80s
WTF XXX, it remains highly entertaining.
The
fun music was stolen from other Dark Brothers productions, such as New Wave
Hookers and Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout White Chicks.
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