This eighth
iteration of Something Weird’s collection of adult film trailers is nearly two
hours of unshaved, grimy, sleazy goodness.
Many of the trailers are for movies I had never heard of, which makes them
ripe for discovery. Fear not, for there
are a few titles here that are household names (at least in my household) so
you don’t have to necessarily be a porn scholar to enjoy it.
Here’s a
rundown of all the trailers you’ll find on the collection. Because of the sheer length, there are bound to
be a few clunkers in the bunch. However,
I’ll be sure to give special time to the ones that are particularly memorable
(or were just downright weird).
The
compilation kicks off with a wild trailer for Suzie’s Take Out Service. Not
only does it feature a lot of interracial action, it amusingly borrows (okay, flat-out
steals) the guitar solo from The Rolling Stones’ “Can’t Ya Hear Me Knocking?” and
uses it as background music. This is
followed by a trailer for Passion Parlour [sic] and the awesome looking Sweet
Sexteen, which makes the odd claim, “Why not even shit digging is overlooked!”) This is followed by trailers for The
Sensualists, The Young Starlets, Virgin Snow (“You can get sucked off on a ski
lift just as easily as at the drive-in!”), The Candy Store (which bizarrely
assures us, “This isn’t an ethnic picture!”), Weekend Roulette (featuring a
game of strip Twister), The Swing Thing, The Naked Nympho, The Female Vacume [sic]
Cleaner, Neighborhood Doctor, Sexual Freedom in the Ozarks (a clever play on
Sexual Freedom in Denmark), Teenage Cowgirls, Little Sister (advertised as a
“sound synch version”), Swing High, and The Most Valuable Pussy.
The
trailer for Reflections has some fast-cutting editing that makes it look like a
horror movie along with some choice sound bites like, “Since when is it bad to
have sex with members of your family?” Sex
in the Comics features the male performers in weird cartoonish make-up on to
recreate the comic strips from “Tijuana Bibles”, but the result is just
downright bizarre. Voices of Desire’s
trailer has a cool kind of Hitchcock vibe to it and might be worth checking out
because it stars Sandra Peabody from Last House on the Left.
Trailers
for The Producer’s Wife and Teacher’s Pets follow before one of the crown jewels
in the collection unspools. Lialeh is a
black-themed story about a pimp trying to arrange an erotic musical that
contains an outrageous moment when he forces a hot dog (still in the bun) up inside
a woman. This is definitely one I’ve got
to track down. This is followed by Revenge
and Punishment (an S & M tale narrated by a sexy black dominatrix), Cheryl’s
Surrender, and a grungy looking roughie called Revenge of the Motorcycle Mama. I think the next one was for something called
Come Kissing, but it’s hard to tell because there was no title shot in the
trailer. (It does feature some hot food
play with honey and whipped cream though.)
A trailer
for Sweet White Dream precedes a long, in-depth preview for the classic Behind
the Green Door, starring Marilyn Chambers.
I liked how they tried to compare it to an art movie and the narrator
says “The actors give strength and characterization to their roles” as if that’s
something the raincoat crowd cared about.
Rounding out the compilation are trailers for Kathy’s Graduation Present
(which features some good group sex scenes), Resurrection of Eve (another
Marilyn Chambers epic), Ray Dennis (The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who
Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies) Steckler’s Teenage Hustler (“How
far down can one girl go? YOU’LL FIND
OUT when you see Teenage Hustler!”), and Hallucinations (“11 wet shots in one
big movie!”).
After the
trailers are over, there were a couple of cool Something Weird promos I’d never
seen before. One was set to the tune of “The
Right Kind of Loving” from Michael Findlay’s Flesh trilogy and the other
showcased a lot of their vintage striptease reels. Both were a welcome change from the usual
(but totally awesome) ad that usually opens their movies.
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