THE SHIP OF MONSTERS (1961) ****

This movie has everything.  Hot Venusian women coming to earth to mate with Earth men, robots, monsters, aliens, singing cowboys, sexy vampire women… You name it, The Ship of Monsters has it!  

Gamma (Ana Bertha Lepe) and Beta (Lorena Velazquez from Santo vs. the Vampire Women) are two sexy women from Venus who come to Earth to find men to repopulate their planet.  That right there is important to note.  In most Sci-Fi movies of the ‘50s and ‘60s, it’s the men who travel to Venus and find the women.  It’s that little attention to detail that lets you know you’re in for something special.

Almost immediately, the women run into Lauriano (Lalo Gonzalez), a singing cowboy with a penchant for telling tall tales.  Once they adjust to his language frequency, they use a Men in Black-type device to freeze him in mid-sentence just long enough so they can communicate back to the ship and learn from their robot what all his Earth lingo means.  (It’s kind of like Googling.)  Oh, by the way, the robot is similar to the one in Robot vs the Aztec Mummy, which makes it even better.

Anyway, Lauriano instantly falls head over heels for Gamma.  Since the Venusians don’t have a word in their dictionary for “love”, he shows her the definition.  This makes Beta insanely jealous, so she unleashes all the male specimens from the ship and orders them to attack the town.  These monsters are wild looking and include a brain guy, a cyclops (both of which later appeared in Santo and Blue Demon vs. the Monsters), a spider, and a skeleton with a dog-shaped face.  

Which brings us into a weird area.  I mean, the ladies were looking for mating specimens… right?  And these aliens are decidedly… not handsome.  Were they really desperate enough that they were going to bone a literal bone man?  How does that even work?  I don’t know and I don’t care because this movie rocks.  

You know, Ed Wood was probably kicking himself for not thinking up some of this stuff.  What I’m getting at is this is a B movie fan’s fever dream come true.  It’s easily one of the best Mexican Monster Mashes I’ve seen, second only to Santo and Blue Demon vs. the Monsters.  In short, this ship will send you into orbit.