THE PINK BIKINI GANG 3: THE BLACK COBRAS COUNTERATTACK (2014) ** ½

This is the third and as of this writing, final entry in the Pink Bikini Gang series.  This time out, the dreaded Black Cobras are sprung from prison to help steal a powerful weapon that can threaten the world.  It’s then up to everyone’s favorite bikini-clad gang of lascivious Latinas to bring them down.   

The Pink Bikini Gang 3:  The Black Cobras Counterattack features even more overly cheeky shots of the ladies in action.  (If you catch my drift.)  As a bonus, we also get long scenes of them changing into their bikinis.  In fact, these sequences go on so long that some of the ladies just sort of hang around in the background with nothing to do while they wait for their teammates to undress.

In short, this is far and away the best film of the trilogy.   

As in the second film in the series, The Pink Bikini Gang vs. the Black Cobras, this one features plenty of training scenes of the Pink Bikini Gang lifting weights under the guidance of a Mexican wrestler.  This time out, instead of Hurricane Ramirez, it’s some guy in a clown outfit that makes him look like the love child between El Santo and Ronald McDonald.  I kind of wish there was more Lucha Libre action, but oh well.

The good news is that the film feels more cinematic than the other movies, which looked like they were made in someone’s backyard.  Sure, there are still plenty of scenes that look like that in this one (like the long scenes where the ladies hang around the production company’s editing bay which also doubles for their headquarters), but this is a marked improvement in just about every way.  In fact, it’s downright almost good.

That’s mostly because the filmmakers found a lot more reasons to feature the Pink Bikini Gang jiggling, dancing, lounging, and cavorting around in their pink bikinis.  It also helps that it looks like their bikinis might’ve shrunk in between Parts 1 and 3 as there’s even more of the ladies’ various assets that manage to wiggle their way out of their already skimpy garments.  Not to be outdone, the Black Cobras have their fair share of scenes where they hold slumber parties, hang out, and dance around in their skimpy black bikinis too.  

All this concludes with a solid catfight between the two scantily clad factions.  I don’t want to spoil anything, but the ending is kind of surprising as it ends on a cliffhanger.  So far as I can tell, there isn’t a part 4 (yet).  Hopefully someday all the plot threads (and G-strings) will be wrapped up in a satisfying manner.  Till then, we’ll just have to be content with the fact that The Pink Bikini Gang 3:  The Black Cobras Counterattack is the pinkest, most bikiniest Pink Bikini Gang movie of them all.