THE 15TH ANNUAL VIDEO VACUUM AWARDS: AND THE WINNERS ARE…

Before we give out this year’s Video Vacuum Awards, I’d like to thank everyone who has stuck with me for the last decade and a half as I constantly spout my nonsensical drivel out into the internet.  Without your support, I don’t think I could’ve made it this far.  Here’s to fifteen more years of nonsensical drivel.  Now that the sentimental shit is out of the way, let’s hand out some awards!

BEST TRAILER COMPILATION

And the nominees are…

The AGFA Horror Trailer Show

The AGFA Horror Trailer Show:  Videorage

The Best of Doris Wishman

The Curse of VHS Delirium

Drive-In Delirium:  The Final Conflict

And the winner is… The AGFA Horror Trailer Show:  Videorage!

BEST SEQUEL

And the nominees are…

Coming 2 America

Don’t Breathe 2

Godzilla vs. Kong

The Matrix Resurrections

Spider-Man:  No Way Home

And the winner is… Spider-Man:  No Way Home!

BEST SCI-FI MOVIE

And the nominees are…

Fried Barry

The Matrix Resurrections

Psycho Goreman

Reminiscence

The Resonator:  Miskatonic U

And the winner is… The Matrix Resurrections!

WORST HORROR MOVIE

And the nominees are…

The Conjuring:  The Devil Made Me Do It

Halloween Kills

In the Earth

Paranormal Activity:  Next of Kin

Willy’s Wonderland

And the loser is… Paranormal Activity:  Next of Kin!

BEST HORROR MOVIE

And the nominees are…

The Amusement Park

Death Rider in the House of Vampires

Don’t Breathe 2

Godzilla vs. Kong

Shadow in the Cloud

And the winner is… The Amusement Park!

BEST DIRECT TO VIDEO/STREAMING MOVIE

And the nominees are…

The Amusement Park

Coming 2 America

Don’t Look Up

The Resonator:  Miskatonic U

Zack Snyder’s Justice League

And the winner is… The Amusement Park!

BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE

And the nominees are…

Black Widow

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 

Spider-Man:  No Way Home

Venom:  Let There Be Carnage

Zack Snyder’s Justice League

And the winner is… Spider-Man:  No Way Home!

BEST ACTION MOVIE

And the nominees are…

F9

Mortal Kombat

Nobody

No Time to Die

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

And the winner is… Nobody!

BEST ACTRESS

And the nominees are…

Kim Director for Death Rider in the House of Vampires

McKenna Grace for Ghostbusters:  Afterlife

Alana Haim for Licorice Pizza

Jennifer Lawrence for Don’t Look Up

Chloe Grace Moretz for Shadow in the Cloud

And the winner is… Jennifer Lawrence for Don’t Look Up!

BEST ACTOR

And the nominees are…

Nicolas Cage for Pig

John Cena for The Suicide Squad

Josh Lawson for Mortal Kombat

Lincoln Maazel for The Amusement Park

Bob Odenkirk for Nobody

And the winner is… Lincoln Maazel for The Amusement Park!

BEST DIRECTOR

And the nominees are…

Glenn Danzig for Death Rider in the House of Vampires

Ilya Naishuller for Nobody

Michael Sarnoski for Pig

George A. Romero for The Amusement Park

Jon Watts for Spider-Man:  No Way Home

And the winner is… George A. Romero for The Amusement Park!

WORST PICTURE

And the nominees are…

Cosmic Sin

Eternals

Halloween Kills 

Paranormal Activity:  Next of Kin 

Willy’s Wonderland

And the loser is… Cosmic Sin!

BEST PICTURE

And the nominees are…

The Amusement Park 

Death Rider in the House of Vampires 

Nobody 

Pig 

Spider-Man:  No Way Home 

And the winner is… Spider-Man:  No Way Home!

Well, that’s it for the show.  Looks like Spider-Man:  No Way Home and The Amusement Park were the big winners this year with three wins apiece.  Who will win big next year?  Only time will tell.  Until then, keep your nose to the wind and your tail to yourself.