Wednesday, March 9, 2022

THE 15TH ANNUAL VIDEO VACUUM AWARDS: THE TECHNICAL AWARDS

Well, folks.  The 15th Annual Video Vacuum Awards are nearly upon us.  As is the tradition, before the festivities begin, we start by handing out The Technical Awards.  Sometimes, I don’t watch enough movies in a certain genre to justify creating an entire competitive award category.  So, what I like to do is give these awards to upstanding motion pictures that deserve the recognition on a technicality, regardless to whether or not I watched many films in that genre.  Without further ado, here are the winners of The 15th Annual Video Vacuum Technical Awards.

WORST ACTION MOVIE
(WINNER) Those Who Wish Me Dead
(RUNNER-UP) Prisoners of the Ghostland

BEST COMEDY
(WINNER) Coming 2 America 
(RUNNER-UP) Don’t Look Up

WORST COMIC BOOK MOVIE
(WINNER) Eternals

BEST DIRECTOR’S CUT
(WINNER) Rocky IV:  Rocky vs. Drago
(RUNNER-UP) Zack Snyder’s Justice League 

WORST DIRECT TO VIDEO/STREAMING MOVIE
(WINNER) Cosmic Sin
(RUNNER-UP) Paranormal Activity:  Next of Kin

BEST DOCUMENTARY
(WINNER) The Sparks Brothers
(RUNNER-UP) Kid 90

BEST DRAMA
(WINNER) Pig
(RUNNER-UP) Licorice Pizza

WORST DRAMA
(WINNER) Cry Macho

BEST HOTEL (FORMERLY THE BEST WESTERN)
(WINNER) Death Rider in the House of Vampires

BEST KIDS MOVIE
(WINNER) Space Jam:  A New Legacy

WORST KIDS MOVIE
(WINNER) Tom and Jerry

WORST MOVIE BASED ON A TV SHOW
(WINNER) Tom and Jerry

BEST MOVIE BASED ON A VIDEO GAME
(WINNER) Mortal Kombat

BEST NICOLAS CAGE MOVIE
(WINNER) Pig

WORST NICOLAS CAGE MOVIE
(WINNER) Willy’s Wonderland 
(RUNNER-UP) Prisoners of the Ghostland

BEST REMAKE
(WINNER) Mortal Kombat
(RUNNER-UP) Godzilla vs. Kong

WORST REMAKE
(WINNER) Dune

WORST SEQUEL
(WINNER) Paranormal Activity:  Next of Kin
(RUNNER-UP) Halloween Kills

BEST THRILLER
(WINNER) The Little Things 

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