THE 17TH ANNUAL VIDEO VACUUM TECHNICAL AWARDS

Okay, folks.  We’re quickly ramping up to the 17th Annual Video Vacuum Awards.  While we anxiously await the results, let us first celebrate the 17th Annual Video Vacuum Technical Awards.  These of course, are the awards for movies that were found in categories so narrow that there often were only one or two choices.  Hence, they are technically the winner of that category.  So, let’s begin!

Worst Amityville Movie

Amityville Death Toilet

Runner-Up:  Amityville Emanuelle

Best Cocaine Animal Movie

Cocaine Bear

Worst Cocaine Animal Movie

Cocaine Shark

Runner-Up:  Cocaine Cougar

Worst Comic Book Movie

Shazam!  Fury of the Gods

Runner-Up:  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:  Mutant Mayhem

Best Documentary

Lingerie Fighting Championships 37:  Back to the Mansion

Runner-Up:  Albert Brooks:  Defending My Life

Best Drama

Oppenheimer

Runner-Up:  Priscilla

Best Dustin Ferguson Movie

Summerhouse Slaughter

Runner-Up:  Stale Popcorn and Sticky Floors

Worst Dustin Ferguson Movie

Cocaine Cougar

Runner-Up:  Big F*cking Snake

Worst Emanuelle Movie

Amor Emanuelle

Runner-Up:  Amityville Emanuelle

Best Exorcism Movie

Exorcist:  Believer

Worst Exorcism Movie

Camp Blood 666 Part 2:  Exorcism of the Clown 

Best Family Movie

Fast X

Worst Horror Remake/Reboot

Savage Vengeance

Runner-Up:  Children of the Corn

Best Jason Statham Movie

Fast X

Runner-Up:  Expend4bles

Best Kids Movie

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Runner-Up:  Spider-Man:  Across the Spider-Verse

Worst Kids Movie

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:  Mutant Mayhem

Best Killer Doll Movie

M3GAN

Worst Killer Doll Movie

Demon Doll from Hell

Runner-Up:  Doll Killer 3:  Audra’s Revenge

Best Non-Killer Doll Movie

Barbie

Worst Mark Polonia Movie

Cocaine Shark

Runner-Up:  Motorboat

Best Movie Based on a Toy

Barbie

Worst Movie Based on a Toy

Transformers:  Rise of the Beasts

Best Movie Based on a Trailer

Thanksgiving

Best Movie Based on a TV Show

The Equalizer 3

Runner-Up:  Mission:  Impossible:  Dead Reckoning:  Part One

Worst Movie Based on a TV Show

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:  Mutant Mayhem

Best Remake/Reboot

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Runner-Up:  Shin Ultraman

Worst Remake/Reboot

Savage Vengeance

Runner-Up:  Children of the Corn

Worst Sci-Fi Movie

Big F*cking Snake 

Runner-Up:  AIMEE:  The Visitor

Worst Sequel to a Sequel

Camp Blood 666 Part 2:  Exorcism of the Clown

Best 666 Sequel

Axegrinder 666

Worst 666 Sequel

Camp Blood 666 Part 2:  Exorcism of the Clown

Best Stephen King Movie

Pet Sematary:  Bloodlines

Worst Stephen King Movie

Children of the Corn

Best Vampire Movie

Parasite Lady

Best Video Game Movie

The Super Mario Bros. Movie