Ron Jeremy runs a strip club called The Blue Fox in a sleazy border town. When he’s unable to make payoffs to the local police, the greedy sheriff has the place shut down. Eventually, Ron reopens the joint with a new angle: A live sex show. The sheriff once again sets out to ruin Ron’s livelihood, but he makes a play to get rid of the crooked copper once and for all.
Ron Jeremy’s performance is pretty much the whole show in this one. He appears in most of the sex scenes and his stand-up act eats up a lot of screen time too. I’m a fan of Ron (his recent legal troubles notwithstanding), but this is really far from his best work. His usual mugging can’t save the rather tepid sex scenes, which are mostly forgettable and interchangeable; nor can it liven up his unfunny stage show.
The other attempts at humor are pretty dire, like when the evil sheriff feeds the nightclub patrons chili, which makes them all shit their pants. Actually, the biggest laugh comes from the opening titles that humorously misspell the word “beginning”. That pretty much is the tip-off that this one is going to be a dud. The total non-ending doesn’t really help matters either.
Also on hand is Herschel Savage, who plays a good ol’ boy who double teams a hooker in one scene. Pamela Mann looks pretty hot as Jeremy’s former flame/lady of the evening, but her sex scenes are rather ho-hum. The most memorable moment comes from Kitten Natividad as the cigarette girl who says, “For $200, you can shit on my face!” It’s a shame her role is basically a cameo because she really brightens up the movie whenever she’s on screen. Oh, and to add insult to injury, she doesn’t get in on the bedroom antics (and she remains fully clothed to boot).
So, if you have an appetite for a fun ‘80s porno, then you may want to skip Eat at the Blue Fox.
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