Travelin’ kicks off with what is possibly the shortest sex scene in recorded history. A guy tells a woman, “Let’s do it,” and they bang in the middle of a field. She is understandably perplexed when he cums almost immediately, gets dressed, hops on his motorcycle, and then heads on down the road. Girls, it be like that sometimes.
After riding around for a bit, our hero finally stops off on the side of the road where he watches a couple fuck in broad daylight. This guy, while no means the world’s greatest lover, lasts way longer than our hero. He then stumbles upon a “stud farm” where a bunch of horny hippie chicks hang around and wait for guys to bang them. Once the biker gets his nut, he heads on down the highway once again.
All of this is shot with the same cinematic flair of the Zapruder film, and it’s just about as sexy too. Directed by “Bob” Insert, Travelin’ is shoddy and cheap in just about every way. It doesn’t help that most of the women in the cast are less than photogenic and the print is extremely jumpy.
It’s possible to make a decent biker porno with little to no money. (Just check out Teenage Bikers.) However, Insert never really makes full use of the motorcycle gimmick. On the plus side, we do get some truly awful, poorly dubbed dialogue (“That’s a fucking cute clit you’ve got there, my dear!”) that’s good for a laugh or two. There’s also one funny scene where a fly keeps interrupting a couple while they’re fucking and a dubbed voice says, “Hey, get that fly off my ass!”
Fortunately, it’s only forty-six minutes long and it’s pretty much over before it really gets going. If you like outdoor sex scenes, you may enjoy it as most of the action takes place in the desert or in the middle of a field. There’s also a heavy concentration of oral scenes, if that’s the sort of thing that floats your boat. Most of the time though, Travelin’ really doesn’t go anywhere.
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