Tuesday, December 12, 2017

PATRICK (1979) **


Patrick (Robert Thompson) catches his mom screwing a guy in her bathtub and electrocutes them.  After that, he slips into a coma for many years.  He’s admitted to a sketchy hospital where the nutty doctor (Robert Helpmann) performs all sorts of twisted experiments on him.  His new nurse Kathy (Susan Penhaligon) takes a shine to the unresponsive Patrick, but all the poor dope can do is spit in her face.  Patrick begins to get feelings for Kathy too and he begins to communicate with her telepathically (telePatrickly?) through her typewriter.  Pretty soon, people close to her start dying.  Is Patrick getting jealous?  Will Kathy be next?

Director Richard Franklin apes Hitchcock when he can (this was his dry-run for Psycho 2), especially during the scenes where people climb stairs.  Unlike Hitchcock, he doesn’t have much of a knack for pacing.  The plot drags its feet throughout much of the running time and when something does happen, it’s not all that scary or anything.  The only real reason you hang in there as long as you do is because of Penhaligon’s fine performance.

Patrick runs a long 108 minutes and it’s awfully slow going for the most part.  If Franklin wanted to keep things crackling, the film needed a nip here and a tuck there, especially seeing as the best stuff is weighted towards the final reel.  It does have at least one memorable jump scare, but that’s not quite enough to hang an entire movie on.

AKA:  Coma.

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