Friday, December 1, 2017

ZONE TROOPERS (1985) **


A platoon of soldiers become trapped behind enemy lines in Italy during WWII.  While on the run from the Nazis, they stumble upon a crashed rocket ship.  Naturally, the Nazis want to use the ship for their own devious purposes.  The troops eventually befriend an alien and together, they team up to fight the Nazis.

This premise sounds like it can't miss, but it does.  The problem is that it's 75% war movie and 25% sci-fi action.  The budget was frankly just too low to support either genre convincingly.  

The war scenes are OK, but we all know you came to the party for the sci-fi cheese.  Unfortunately, it takes its sweet time getting going.  Because of that, you’ve got to wait a long while before anything remotely science-fiction-y happens.  That being said, the end where soldiers and aliens stand side-by-side to blast Nazis with ray guns is appropriately silly. There’s not nearly enough of it to make it worthwhile though.

The grunts are well cast.  Tim Thomerson is good as the gruff, seemingly unkillable “Sarge”. Art LaFleur does a fine job as the stone-faced “Mittens”.  Timothy Van Patten is a lot of fun as Joey, the “aw shucks” guy with a Brooklyn accent who feels like he came right out of a B war movie from the ‘50s.  They can only do so much to enliven this middling, if well-meaning cornball flick.

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