Tuesday, December 5, 2017

HALLOWEEN HANGOVER: THE BURNING MOON (1992) ***


The Burning Moon is a German horror anthology movie directed by special effects artist Olaf Ittenbach.  It contains two predictable, uneven, but mostly enjoyable stories.  However, it’s the wraparound segments that really make it memorable.

In the Wraparound (***), a punk (Ittenbach) deliberately pisses away a job opportunity so he can partake in a big gang fight.  He comes home, where he is less than enthused to have to babysit his sister while his parents are out of town.  She makes him read her bedtime stories and he cheerfully makes up some of the most grotesque shit imaginable to scare the pants off her.

The first story is called Julia’s Love (***).  A schizophrenic serial killer escapes from a mental hospital.  Meanwhile, a single woman goes out on a blind date with a guy who turns out to be the very same escapee.  She’s able to get away, but he follows her home to torment her further.

The Purity (** ½) is set in the ‘50s.  A priest rapes and kills a woman in the woods before sacrificing another woman and drinking her blood during a black mass ritual.  The locals blame a farmhand for the murders and routinely beat him up.  When they eventually go too far and kill him, he rises from the grave to get revenge.

The Wraparound is often very funny.  The scenes of Ittenbach standing up to authority are good for a few laughs, and the gang fight scene feels like Repo Man Meets The Outsiders.  These scenes are great, but unfortunately the ending is a bit underwhelming.

Julia’s Love is pretty basic.  Some of the effects are laughable (like the obvious dummy), but no more so than your typical Troma movie.  Still, the high body count and copious amounts of gore means you should be pleasantly entertained.  The shot of an eyeball being swallowed alone is worth the price of admission.  I also loved the serial killer’s pick-up line:  “I want you to absorb all of my love juice!”

The Purity has a much slower pace and is more serious in tone, which of course means it isn’t nearly as much fun.  There’s more of an emphasis on atmosphere here than in the previous story.  Other than that, it’s pretty slow going.  Things get quite gory by the end, but it’s not much of a payoff as much of it makes little sense.  While there’s still some squirm-inducing moments here (like the tooth drilling scene), it’s just not enough of them to put this story into the win column.

Qualms aside, The Burning Moon should please anthology horror fans as well as die-hard gorehounds alike.

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