Saturday, December 2, 2017

HALLOWEEN HANGOVER: GHOSTHOUSE (1989) **


A little girl named Henrietta (Kristen Fougerousse) kills her pet on her birthday.  Dad tries to punish her and gets an axe in the brain for his trouble.  Then a mirror shatters in her mom’s face before she’s stabbed in the throat.  

Okay, movie, you’ve got my attention.

Twenty years later, a guy starts picking up weird messages on his ham radio.  Okay, when you bring ham radios into the plot, you’re gonna lose me, movie.  Anyway, he tracks down the signal, which naturally, is coming from the house where the little girl Henrietta murdered her parents.

Director Umberto (Nightmare City) Lenzi gets a lot of mileage from the scenes of Henrietta hanging out with her creepy clown doll.  The clown attack scenes are reminiscent of the ones in Poltergeist.  If it was nothing more than a ghost girl with her killer clown, it might’ve worked.  However, he tosses in a lot of other subplots (killer caretakers and zombies among them) that gum up the works.  Lenzi tries for an anything goes approach.  While anything goes, nothing really sticks.

One upshot to having a lot of unnecessary subplots and side characters:  Some bastard comes to an untimely end every ten minutes or so.  I can’t say you’ll miss them or anything, but at least Lenzi keeps the pace moving.  

This was billed in some areas as Evil Dead 3.  The only connection though is someone named Henrietta killing people in a cellar.  That, and an exploding lightbulb I suppose.

A hitchhiker gets the best line of the movie when he says, “Hitching’s okay, it’s the hiking part that sucks!”

AKA:  Evil Dead 3.

No comments:

Post a Comment