Pete
(Frightmare) Walker already had a couple of softcore sex comedies under his
belt before he made this, the first British 3-D movie. A journalist named Hans (Tristan Rogers) is
looking for a German au pair named Greta (Leena Skoog) on the streets of
London. He interviews four people, all
of whom relate flashbacks of their encounters with Greta. Each flashback is shown in 3-D (don’t worry,
there’s a trippy red and blue visual cue so you know when to put on your
glasses), contain lots of nudity, and are easily the best parts.
In
the first flashback, a former roommate reveals how Greta forced her to work
like Cinderella while she participated in orgies. In the second, Greta performs a sexy dance
number behind a fluttering air curtain.
The third has her playing house with a soccer player (Robin Askwith). They drink wine, she feeds him fruit, and
then they hop in bed. The final flashback
finds Greta getting it on in a massage parlor with her boss.
Here’s
a rundown on the 3-D effects:
· 3-D Panties
· 3-D Feet
· 3-D Cigarette Holder
· 3-D Cigarette Holder (again)
· 3-D Feet (again)
· 3-D Punching Bag
· 3-D Wine Glasses (multiple)
· 3-D Grapes (multiple)
· 3-D Bananas (multiple)
· 3-D Robin Askwith
· 3-D Leena Skoog
· 3-D Whiskey Glass
· 3-D Broken Bottle
· 3-D Robin Askwith (again)
The
effects themselves are a bit of a mixed bag.
The best effects are the ones where things come out of the foreground. The effect of Greta riding back and forth on a
swing really pops and the scene where she slowly comes forward blowing kisses
at the audience is a showstopper. The rest
of the 3-D, especially the depth-of-field stuff, looks blurry and/or flat, but Walker
does more with the gimmick than most directors.
Let’s
make no mistake here, this is a gimmick movie.
Without the 3-D, Four Dimensions of Greta would’ve been completely
forgettable. The 3-D is just good enough
to make it worthwhile. It’s not as funny
and fun as something like The Stewardesses, but it’s not bad, all things
considered.
For
a sex comedy, it’s not exactly funny, but there are a few chuckles to be had,
most revolving around Robin Askwith.
(“Being with her was like getting a ball down the center!”) As Greta, Skoog is a real find. Admittedly, she’s not much of an actress. She is incredibly sexy though and perks up
the movie whenever she’s on screen.
It
all kind of falls apart after the last 3-D sequence as the final act runs on a
bit too long. Still, there’s enough
nudity to go around to keep you from getting bored. As far as Pete Walker movies go, it’s
probably the best one I’ve seen.
Walker’s
next picture, The Flesh and Blood Show, also utilized the 3-D gimmick, but not
nearly as well.
Rogers
gets the best line of the movie when he says, “This is just like a cheap
British sex movie!”
AKA: Three Dimensions of Greta.
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