Tuesday, April 10, 2018

GOON: LAST OF THE ENFORCERS (2017) ** ½


Loveable lunkhead hockey goon Doug Glatt (Seann William Scott) gets beaten to a pulp on the ice by bloodthirsty up-and-comer Anders Cain (Wyatt Russell).  The injuries he sustains in the fight forces Doug to retire, so he sets out to try to live a menial 9 to 5 life to support his pregnant wife (Alison Pill).  When Anders is traded to Doug’s team, he sets out to make a comeback to win his old job back.  

Helping Doug get back into fighting shape is his old nemesis, Ross Rhea (Liev Schreiber).  (Which kind of makes this the Rocky 3 of hockey movies.)  The scenes between Scott and Schreiber are some of the best in the entire film.  I liked the fact that Rhea is so old that he's now in a league where the players don't play hockey and only fight.  In fact, that idea alone is a lot better than the predictable and formulaic plotline that is the main thrust of the story.

Scott’s scenes with his pregnant wife feel like a first draft.  Their dialogue is cliched and lacks the quirky charm of the original.  Scott does what he can with the material, but it’s lacking the heart that made the first Goon such a treat.  The film is also brimming with too many side characters (including T.J. Miller as an unfunny Sports Center-type host) that get in the way of the hockey.

Still, it’s not bad.  Scott’s rivalry with Russell (who used to be a pro hockey player) provides a few sparks.  Russell makes for a formidable adversary.  The two fights they have together that bookend the film are appropriately over the top and bloody.  It’s a shame that the movie (much like the main character) never finds its footing whenever it goes off the ice (which is for much of the second act).

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