This was the second part of a double feature of Shaw Brothers classics I DVR’d from El Rey. It’s been sitting in the machine idle ever since June 1st, 2017. How can I neglect a movie called The Fantastic Magic Baby like that?
Directed by Chang (The Assassin) Cheh, The Fantastic Magic Baby is an adaptation of Journey into the West, a classic of Chinese literature. Since it is deeply rooted in Chinese tradition, culture, and folklore, it’s all a little confusing for a decadent westerner like me. Still, it’s colorful, weird, and short (only 61 minutes long), so it’s hard to completely dismiss.
The gods send their son Red Boy (Ting Wa-Chung) down to Earth to collect an offering from the humans. When Red Boy is insulted, he kidnaps a ruler. It is then up to his faithful companions Monkey King (Lau Chung-Chun) and his pal Pigsy (Chen I-Ho), a dude with a pig snout and long ears, to get the ruler back.
The Fantastic Magic Baby is a weird fucking movie, which is okay, because I like weird fucking movies. However, there are a couple of things that prevent it from really taking off and becoming a WTF classic. First off, the so-called “Fantastic Magic Baby” is just an upstart teenager, so if you were expecting a Kung Fu Baby or something, you are going to be sorely disappointed. That’s strike one. Strike two is the fact that the fight scenes are more like something out of a Peking Opera dance routine than a Venom Mob movie. In fact, many times, the film just stops cold for a little mini-dance number.
The good news is there isn’t a strike three. Despite the rip-off of a title character and watered-down action, The Fantastic Magic Baby is almost weird enough to let all that slide. Sometimes, it resembles a Chinese version of The Wizard of Oz, what with the walking Kung Fu trees, humans in shitty animal make-up, and impromptu dance numbers. It even has a contrived ending that relies heavily on deus ex machina, just like The Wizard of Oz. So, if you don’t go in expecting a typical martial arts movie and think of it as more of The Wizard of Kung Fu Oz, it will go down a lot smoother. All this is wildly uneven to be sure, but you could certainly find worse ways to spend 61 minutes.
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