Welcome everyone! The time is almost upon us for The 16th Annual Video Vacuum Awards. Before we get the show going, we will, as is the tradition, hand out The Technical Awards.
Sometimes, I don’t get to see enough films in a specific genre in a calendar year. Because of that, I am unable to make an entire competitive category for that genre. Instead of letting that film (or films) go unnoticed, I have created The Video Vacuum Technical Awards. And now is the time to hand those suckers out. Let’s get started, shall we?
WORST ACTION MOVIE
Blacklight
(RUNNER-UP: Ambulance)
WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE
Christmas Bloody Christmas
(RUNNER-UP: The Mean One)
WORST COMEDY
The Munsters
(RUNNER-UP: Bigfoot or Bust)
BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE
The Batman
(RUNNER-UP: Thor: Love and Thunder)
WORST COMIC BOOK MOVIE
Morbius
(RUNNER-UP: Black Adam)
BEST COMPILATION
Famous T and A 2
BEST DOCUMENTARY
In Search of All American Massacre: The Lost Texas Chainsaw Film
BEST DRAMA
The Banshees of Inisherin
(RUNNER-UP: Elvis)
BEST HORROR REMAKE
Firestarter
(RUNNER-UP: Goodnight Mommy)
WORST HORROR REMAKE
Hellraiser
(RUNNER-UP: Terror Train)
WORST HORROR SEQUEL
Terror Train 2
(RUNNER-UP: Puppet Master: Doktor Death)
BEST KIDS MOVIE
DC League of Super-Pets
BEST MOVIE BASED ON A TV SHOW
Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm
WORST MOVIE BASED ON A TV SHOW
The Munsters
BEST REMAKE
Firestarter
(RUNNER-UP: Goodnight Mommy)
WORST REMAKE
Hellraiser
(RUNNER-UP: Terror Train)
BEST SCI-FI MOVIE
Jurassic Park: Dominion
(RUNNER-UP: Nope)
WORST SCI-FI MOVIE
Femalien: Starlight Saga
BEST SEQUEL TO A MOVIE THAT CAME OUT IN 2022
Giantess Battle Attack!
WORST SEQUEL TO A MOVIE THAT CAME OUT IN 2022
Terror Train 2
BEST PREQUEL TO A MOVIE THAT CAME OUT IN 2022
Pearl
WORST SKINAMAX MOVIE
Femalien: Starlight Saga
(RUNNER-UP: Call Me Emanuelle)
BEST STEPHEN KING MOVIE
Firestarter
(RUNNER-UP: Mr. Harrigan’s Phone)
BEST VAMPIRE MOVIE
Day Shift
WORST VAMPIRE MOVIE
Morbius
Morbius, Blacklight, Hellraiser remake and Terror Train 2 were all good movies.
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