Tuesday, April 11, 2023

TUBI CONTINUED… OUIJA NAZI (2014) ***

A group of sorority sisters throw a party at a supposedly cursed house belonging to their new pledge, Dawn (Kristen Casner).  Before long, the evil spirit of her Nazi ancestor possesses the town idiot and makes him run around hacking up people with a machete.  The sorority sisters fight back and kill him, but the spirit hops into Dawn and she transforms into a sexy psycho Nazi.  (The original title was actually Nazi Dawn… as in Dawn is a Nazi and not like, The Rise of the Nazis or something like that.)

Ouija Nazi is proof that in the world of low budget horror filmmaking, the spirit of Jim Wynorski, Fred Olen Ray, and Kevin S. Tenney is still alive and well.  This movie has just about everything you could want in a movie:  Sorority babes running around scantily clad, sorority babes running around topless, sorority babes being kept on leashes, sorority babes in Little Bo Peep costumes, and sorority babes looking and acting just plain hot.  

In addition to all that, it was quite refreshing to see the actresses being allowed to look and act nerdy.  I’m specifically talking about Veronica Ricci as the geeky gal, Agnes.  She has to be one of the hottest nerdy girls in screen history and her comedic timing is a joy to behold.  I haven’t crushed this hard on an actress in a long time.  I’ll have to check out more of her work in the near future.  Missy Martinez also makes a memorable impression as the bosomy Misty.

When it comes to the horror aspect of the film, things are more than a little uneven.  While Ouija Dawn does contain the best boob chopping scene since Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader, the bulk of the kills end abruptly and/or feel watered down.  In fact, the girls don’t even bring the Ouija board out until the last twenty minutes or so of the movie.  The scenes leading up to the finale in particular feel choppy and rushed.  So, if you tune in expecting to see what the title promises, you may feel a little shortchanged.  However, since 75% of the running time is devoted to sexy sorority sister shenanigans, it’s hard to get too upset.

AKA:  Nazi Dawn.

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