Monday, March 3, 2025

THE 18TH ANNUAL VIDEO VACUUM AWARDS: THE TECHNICAL AWARDS

Okay, everyone.  The time is almost here.  We’re almost ready to reveal the winners of this year’s Video Vacuum Awards.  But before we do, as is the custom, we will announce the winners of the Video Vacuum Technical Awards.  These are movies that are the best (or worst) in categories that had a narrow field of entrants, so technically, they are the winner.  Hence the “Technical” Awards.  And without further ado, here are your winners (and losers) …

BEST ACTRESS IN A HOT PREGNANT NUN MOVIE
(WINNER) Nell Tiger Free in The First Omen

(RUNNER-UP) Sydney Sweeney in Immaculate

WORST ACTION MOVIE
(LOSER) The Killer

(RUNNER-UP) Wanted Man

BEST APE MOVIE
(WINNER) Godzilla x Kong:  The New Empire

(RUNNER-UP) Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

BEST COMEDY
(WINNER) Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

(RUNNER-UP) Ghostbusters:  Frozen Empire

BEST COMPILATION
(WINNER) Hey Folks, It’s Intermission Time Mixtape

BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE
(WINNER) Joker:  Folie a Deux

(RUNNER-UP) Deadpool and Wolverine

WORST COMIC BOOK MOVIE
(LOSER) Madame Web

(RUNNER-UP) Venom:  The Last Dance

BEST DIRECT TO VIDEO/STREAMING MOVIE
(WINNER) Road House

WORST DIRECT TO VIDEO/STREAMING MOVIE
(LOSER) The Killer

(RUNNER-UP) Wanted Man

BEST DOCUMENTARY
(WINNER) Yacht Rock:  A Dockumentary

BEST DRAMA
(WINNER) Anora

(RUNNER-UP) Nightbitch

WORST DRAMA 
(LOSER) Love Lies Bleeding 

BEST HOT PREGNANT NUN MOVIE
(WINNER) The First Omen

(RUNNER-UP) Immaculate

BEST MOVIE BASED ON A TV SHOW
(WINNER) The Fall Guy

BEST MUSICAL
(WINNER) Joker:  Folie a Deux

BEST REMAKE
(WINNER) Speak No Evil

(RUNNER-UP) Road House

BEST SCI-FI MOVIE
(WINNER) Godzilla x Kong:  The New Empire

(RUNNER-UP) A Quiet Place:  Day One

WORST STEPHEN KING MOVIE
(LOSER) Salem’s Lot

BEST SYDNEY SWEENEY MOVIE
(WINNER) Immaculate

WORST SYDNEY SWEENEY MOVIE
(LOSER) Madame Web

WORST VAMPIRE MOVIE
(LOSER) Nosferatu

(RUNNER-UP) Salem’s Lot

BEST WEREWOLF MOVIE
(WINNER) Werewolves 

Sit tight folks, the big show will be starting very soon!

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