Animation can take us on flights of fancy in ways that live-action can’t. It can show us such sights as naked girls chained to the wall and pleasured by lizard monsters, a dominatrix giving a cat (actually an alien disguised as a cat) a blow job, a monster gangbang (one has a dick shaped like the head of Giger’s Alien), candles up the ass, and a Roman emperor zombie shoving fruit into schoolgirl’s orifices. It’s also not bad for more traditional shit like bondage, whipping, orgies, and… uh… tentacle porn.
Venus 5 is basically an anime porn parody of Sailor Moon. An exclusive boarding school holds a formal ball to welcome their new professors. The professors are actually in league with an evil hermaphroditic empress named Necros who is the dean of the school. Venus 5 are five high school girls with magical powers who are sent to stop them from resurrecting a demon (who’s also the dean’s father). Together, they learn to harness their power and work as a team to overcome the evil villainess.
Like Professor Pain, this was another anime porno I got from the thrift store. Like that flick, it’s also two episodes of a series edited together. This time, the episodes are forty-five minutes long each. Because of that, it does drag a bit in places, especially in the second episode. It also has more plot than was probably necessary for something like this. While it is a riff on Sailor Moon, it does its thing fairly well too. The nude transformation scenes are also fun.
It helps that Necros is a strong villain. In the beginning, we see her hanging out in a lair that was basically Stonehenge if Stonehenge was made with rock phalluses. It’s a shame she never goes back there because I thought it was kind of funny.
Some of the dialogue is really something too. My favorite line was when the evil headmistress said, “I anoint your coffin with my love juices as an offering!” Like I said, animation can take us on flights of fancy.
AKA: Venus Five. AKA: Sailor Soldier Venus Five.
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