Remember the video featuring sexy girls shooting guns that Samuel L. Jackson is watching in Jackie Brown? I think this is where Quentin Tarantino got the inspiration from. Heck, this might even be where The Cramps got their inspiration for “Bikini Girls with Machine Guns”.
Apparently, the first two volumes in the Rock ‘n’ Roll series had men shooting various types of guns. The filmmakers must’ve got the memo that nobody wanted to see that shit, so they wisely spiced it up by putting hot girls in there instead. The results are certainly something. It plays like a mash-up of a bikini video centerfold and gun catalogue.
The models, we learn, are mostly aspiring actresses and/or college students from the San Diego area. They merely stand in the middle of the desert while firing a machine gun (along with a slow-motion replay or two) while their narration rattles off the specs of that model of weapon. Many admit they have never held a gun let alone fired a machine gun before, which leads to some awkward moments.
First up is Lillian, who wears a pink bikini and fires an MPK. (“Those Germans really know how to make a machine gun!”) Rosie wears a gold bikini while shooting an A2K MP5. Angela appears next in a pink bikini firing the same weapon. Then it’s Denise (“This tape will make an interesting addition to my resume!”), who wears a ripped T-shirt with leopard print thong while firing an AK-47. Next, it’s Tani Jo firing a MAC-10 in a pink bikini. Kathy appears afterwards firing another AK-47 while wearing a weightlifting uniform. Rhonda is next wearing a red bathing suit and shooting another A2K MP5. Then, it’s Julie’s turn to shoot an M-16 while wearing a black tank top and polka dot mini-skirt. A different Kathy is next, appearing in a two-toned bathing suit and shooting an M-14. Adrianna follows shooting an UZI in a skimpy silver bikini. Afterwards, Tish, who wears a black bikini top and zebra striped pants, shoots an old school Tommy gun. Lisa shows up in a lacy black number shooting a H & K G-3. She’s followed by Ann in a sexy black bikini testing an M-16. Dottie rounds out the tape wearing a white button up top and matching thong while rattling off an UZI.
Some may be disappointed that there is no variety here. The scenes of girls, guns, and factoids are all rather interchangeable. Then again, when you have girls in bikinis firing machine guns, who needs variety?
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