The British sensation of sex education returns with another entry. This one is broken up into nine chapters. Chapter 1 is about “Sex and Communication”. This is full of basic information for couples that makes sense and seems redundant, but I guess some people just have to hear it out loud. Chapter 2: “Planning Erotic Times” is about taking time out from your busy schedule to make room for quality romantic interaction with your partner. Chapter 3 is self-explanatory: “Foreplay”. The dry British narration is good for a few laughs in this segment. Some of my favorite lines were: “Non-penetrative pleasuring” and “Some men like a well-lubricated finger in the anus!”
“Intensifying Intercourse” is next. It shows us various positions and techniques to heighten stimulation. The highlight is when we get a Superman X-Ray vision shot of the man’s penis while it’s thrusting away inside the woman. While the narrators sing the praises of prolonged lovemaking in this segment, they also acknowledge the fun of the “quickie”.
Chapter 5 is on “Creative Lovemaking Positions”. It’s kind of hard to shock me, but I was genuinely surprised by the one position where the guy rolls up into a ball, and the woman sits on him like a human rocking chair. Never seen that one before. That’s followed by Chapter 6: “Beyond the Bedroom" (which includes sex in places such as the kitchen, bathtub, and in public) and Chapter 7: “Sex Games” (which encourages taking photos, role playing, and performing stripteases for your partner).
Chapter 8 is entitled “Safer Sex and First Nights”. It’s a brief guide for couples just starting out and/or are non-committal. It also stresses the use of condoms. Since the scenes of people boning are shown alongside sobering AIDS statistics, it kind of throws cold water on the whole thing. The final chapter is on “Overcoming Boredom” and features tips to spice up your sexual adventures within a long-lasting relationship.
Sex education is inherently funny. When I watch shit like this, it takes me back to 6th grade Sex Ed class when we used to giggle at all the videos they used to show us. Like the original, The Lovers’ Guide 2: Making Sex Even better is full of softcore scenes of canoodling and kissing that eventually gives way to some hardcore action (mostly jerking off and suck jobs).
For couples, I have to say there’s nothing especially revelatory here. It’s all rather basic information, really. As a sequel, it’s not quite as good as the first one and the hardcore action isn’t as steamy either. Nevertheless, it’s still a fun way to spend an hour.
The highpoint of the hilarious narration had to be: “Do be careful when it comes to inserting things into your vagina!”
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