A
meteor crashes on Earth and creates what scientists refer to as “The Shimmer”,
a giant translucent bubble that envelopes a swamp. The government sends search parties into the
ever-expanding bubble, but only Oscar Isaac has come out of The Shimmer alive,
and barely at that. His concerned wife (Natalie
Portman) convinces the project leader (Jennifer Jason Leigh) to let her join up
with the next mission. You see, this
time they’re going to send a team of lady scientists and soldiers into The
Shimmer to find its source. I mean the
men clearly haven’t produced results, so why not let the women have their
shot?
The
opening of director Alex (Ex Machina) Garland’s Annihilation is a real
grabber. The thrilling opening
eventually gives way to endless scenes of women walking around while
occasionally bumping into some pretty lame mutants. The recipe for something special was there,
but Garland brings no tension to the table once we enter The Shimmer. It’s at this point where Garland, who had
built up the mystery surrounding the giant bubble so well, throws up his hands
and allows things to just sort of happen. Instead of giving us a
prolonged sense of dread or an unraveling of a mystery, he’s content to toss scenes
from The Thing, Prophecy, Knowing, Alien, and whatever the heck the latest SYFY
Channel Killer Crocodile flick was, put them into a blender, and hit the puree
button.
Of course, I’m going to spoil the ending because it’s so hilariously stupid that we HAVE to talk about it. After almost two hours of pussyfooting around, Portman finally comes in contact with the source of the whole deal and it turns out to be alien mass that speaks like beats from an EDM rave. Then, if that wasn’t stupid enough, it turns into shitty looking Slenderman thing and together, the two of them do a re-enactment of the mirror scene from Duck Soup. I shit you not.
Speaking
of shit, you have to admire the grandiose way the movie shits the bed. I mean when it shits the bed, it shits it
hard. Full force. Clear through the mattress and down to the
box springs. When it shits the bed, there
are no half-measures involved. It shits
it while looking at you dead in the eye knowing damned well you’re going to be
the one to clean it up, and giving zero fucks along the way.
Despite
all that, the set-up is quite marvelous.
Leigh is excellent as the leader and Portman delivers another fine
performance. Besides, if you ever wanted
to see Padme cheat on Anakin with Poe Dameron, here’s your chance.
I thought this film was decent but flawed.
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