Saturday, February 9, 2019

HEAVEN HELP US (1985) ** ½


Dunn (Andrew McCarthy) is a transfer student learning to fit in at an all-boys Catholic school in the mid-‘60s.  There, he has to deal with a wiseass bully (Kevin Dillion) whom he eventually befriends.  When he’s not putting up with the overbearing (not to mention abusive and sadistic) Brother Constance (Jay Patterson), Dunn tries to make romance blossom with a tough-talking (but sweet) girl (Mary Stuart Masterson) who works in a nearby diner.  

Director Michael Dinner (who went on to direct many episodes of Justified) does a good job at setting the time and place.  There are a handful of funny moments that click, like when the students critique and fine-tune each other’s sins just before going to confession.  The movie is better when it’s capturing these little character moments than when it begins leaning into the usual Porky’s-style Teenage Sex Comedy shenanigans.

The scenes that chronicle the abuse the students face at the hands of the vindictive Brother are sort of clunky.  The film can’t decide if he’s the villain or a symbol of a bygone era of corporal punishment.  Because of that, he’s just sort of there.  
The cast is solid through and through, which helps carry you over the bumpy parts.  McCarthy is good, if a bit bland in the lead.  That’s mostly because his character is underwritten, but he does a fine job regardless.  Dillon has the showier role as the brash bully and equips himself nicely.  John Heard makes a memorable impression as the lone pleasant Brother and Donald Sutherland has a few moments to shine as the stern headmaster.  It’s also fun seeing Patrick Dempsey and Stephen Geoffreys making their debuts as McCarthy’s friends.  Wallace Shawn has a funny extended cameo too as the Brother who gives a talk about lust just before a school dance.  

AKA:  Catholic Boys.

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