FEMALE CHAUVINISTS (1976) **

At a meeting of hardcore feminists, the lesbian leader, Ms. Fullabull (Nancy Field) proclaims, “Recruit the young!  The prepubescent young!”  The feminists then take to the streets to protest men and their chauvinistic behavior.  When they refuse to let a transvestite join their ranks, a photographer sets out to expose the feminists as frauds.  He gets his friend, Boopsie (Roxanne Brewer), a spitfire redhead, to join their ranks while he tries to get incriminating pictures.  While Boopsie prowls around Fullabull’s swanky home (complete with pool) looking for evidence, the photographer’s friend Vince (Rick Dillon) pretends to be a deaf-mute to infiltrate the camp.  It doesn’t take long before he’s converting the lesbians with his lovemaking prowess in an effort to expose them as sex-crazed hypocrites.  

Directed by Jourdan (Sex Wish) Alexander, Female Chauvinists is a slipshod, wildly uneven affair.  If you’re watching it to get off, it’s highly unlikely you’ll enjoy it as the hardcore footage is interspersed sporadically throughout the film.  Not only that, but the majority of the XXX stuff is brief and not very erotic.  The highlights are few and far between too.  The scene where the feminists have a group masturbation session with Dr. Pepper bottles is pretty great, and I did like the scene of the massively stacked Brewer riding horseback in the nude in slow motion.  

The humor is alternately corny and legitimately funny.  There’s a dream scene where the girls hold up a “sperm bank” (it’s just a couple of dudes jerking off in the woods) that works, and some of the dialogue is good for a laugh or two.  (Like when Ms. Fullabull says, “It may be a dog eat dog world out there, but it’s a pussy eat pussy world around here!”)  These few humorous moments aside, it just all runs out of steam long before the end credits roll.  The laughs dry up about halfway through as the third act mainly consists of one crudely edited hardcore scene after the other.

Still, the movie is marginally worth watching due to the performance of the buxom Brewer.  It’s also fun seeing Uschi Digart as a feminist named Pussy.  She even gets a lesbian scene with Brewer, although it’s marred by shitty camerawork, a lack of hardcore footage, and some awful dubbed-in moaning.  

AKA:  Pussy Brigade.